mogtistic

Someone that just mogs way too hard, 80% of their portfolio is in mog, them mfs mogtistic.

Dude did you see John sold all his stables and memes for mog? Yeah bro that mf mogtistic.

mogtistic by Based Mogger July 22, 2024

mattistics 

when one creates an unbelievable and astounding stat off the cuff, convincing only himself that it is the truth.

Guy1: nah man i dont go to the gym anymore, you know if you think hard enough you burn 300 calories

Guy2: sh*t sonnnn hes comin out with the Mattistics again

mattistics by hdotman March 17, 2011

motasticate

To have sex with, or attempt to have sex with, a vegetable or fruit, often unsuccessfully.

"Frank motasticated the watermelon, but forgot to cut a hole."

motasticate by Brian January 20, 2005

Dogtistic

An autistic canine

Dog, you're autistic. You're dogtistic!

Dogtistic by T. S. Hogdahl II July 6, 2009

Motastic

Fantastic - but better!

Wow man. That sure was one motastic piece off coolness.

Motastic by Bob17 October 4, 2005

mongtastic 

Adjective describing something craptacularly retarded or even fucktarded!

That homework was mongtastic

mongtastic by Bryn December 5, 2004

Magatistical 

1. Literally the only fun branch of statistics, seeing as your trying to factor the probability of imposible things happening on a regular basis, and if the arithmatic, magitisctians can always summon imps to do their work and then go eat a really big meal, Unseen University alumni represent! (nas id vides, nas ne vides)

Jubilant funfest of magatistical proportions

Magatistical by LiquorTreater March 4, 2009