The biggest dick in all gaming history.

He's an optional boss in kingdom hearts, birth by sleep. He has 2 lightning energy dagger type weapons and he can cast pretty much all the strongest spells such as meteor, megaflare, death, and all of his melee combos bring you to 1hp almost, he also turns invisible at half health and you can no longer see or lock on to him or see where he's coming from, he can make multiple clones of himself that can all do the same attacks and he has an attack that erases all of your special attacks.

Also if you start doing a moderate amount of damage to him he will either put up a temporary shield that makes any damage heal him or he will stop time, reverse it, teleport behind you, begin an attack, and then unfreeze time again.

"Oh hey its Mysterious figure, maybe i should fight hi-"
*1hp*
*dead*
"What just happened?!"

Mysterious Figure by White Key June 30, 2011

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Mosterist

as explained on www.Mosterist.com

A word that trumps ‘most’ and even ‘mostest’

mosterist
/mo-ster-ist/
determiner & pronoun
determiner: mosterist; pronoun: mosterist

greatest in amount or degree.

Chloe: "Love you"

Me: "Love you more"

Chloe: "Love you most"

Me: "Love you mosterist"

Chloe: "That's not a word"

well a quick internet search leads you to this page, which is proof that mosterist is a word when used by me and that also means:

Chloe I love you mosterist!

Mosterist by I Love You MOSTERIST Chloe August 16, 2017

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Large Mysterious Fish eats a Duck

A Youtube video that shows a lake with ducks swimming in it, and then suddenly a skeleton jumps up in front of the camera with the same scream as K-fee and scares the viewer.

Me and my friend watched Large Mysterious Fish eats a Duck and now we can't sleep.

Large Mysterious Fish eats a Duck by zoombcake March 27, 2021

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Mysterious Lady Parts

A term coined by Ricky Bobby (Will Ferrell) in Talladega Nights referring to well, no one knows, thats why they're called MYSTERIOUS lady parts.

"Why is Jenn such a bitch today?"
"I think there's something going on with her mysterious lady parts."

Mysterious Lady Parts by TerpForLife January 5, 2009

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