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moose knuckles 

A man's version of a camel toe. The result of wearing spandex, or pants that are way too tight--resulting in an unsightly bulge of his junk.
Check out the moose knucks on that freak!
moose knuckles by Heather January 1, 2005

Moose Knuckles 

When a guy gets a wedgie between his balls and leg. Similar to a camel toe except for guys.
Moose Knuckles by D-Monkey February 27, 2018

Moose Knuckles 

When your pants are too tight and your testicles bulge out in a clearly obvious way.
Omg did you see Ben's moose knuckles on last night's episode of Family Feud? Those things were fucking massive! How'd he even get those pants on?

moose knuckles 

Scott, the gymnast, tried to hide his moose knuckles.
moose knuckles by Jefferstone January 19, 2017

Moose knuckles 

Hey... look at that guys, Moose Knuckles... Gross!
Moose knuckles by Nastynae June 9, 2009

moose knuckles 

similar to camel toe this refers to situations in which a female's pants are sooo tight that it gives the appearance of fat lips being separated, moose knuckle is the same thing except it refers to women pushing maximun density (over weight, fat, obese.)
Brian said, "Did you see that fat bitch; her moose knuckles look like a set of balls hanging through a pair nylons?"
moose knuckles by CBA December 16, 2007