dalton

girl #1: hey, do you have any xanax?
girl #2: no, ask dalton.
by dylbert May 18, 2018
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typically a really cool kid. he like to play soccer. but he has no game whatsoever. athletic, tan, smart, funny, sexy, pretty eyeballs. popular name in the 1980's. has a name meaning oh beautiful one.
dalton: but august you are absolutely right i don't have any game. could you teach me?

august: sure, let's play some soccer.

girl 1; ohmymy. look at that sexy beast.
girl 2; i know that's dalton, isn't he fine?
by augustoooo. September 09, 2010
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dalton is a sweet guy. He'll always cheer you up when you're feeling sad. he can be a hoe sometimes but its okay. If he likes you, he will immediately tell you. he's weird, tall, and the most amazing guy you'll ever meet. if you get on his bad side then you better watch out. If you make him mad, at least try to apologize. If you are a girl and you're reading this, and you have a dalton in your life. make sure to love him so much, and always be sure to make him happy. Because you never know when your gonna loose him. he's the perfect person ever.
Person: do you see that guy over there?

Person 2: yes, why?

Person: he's pretty cute
Person: well that's because he's a dalton!
by kkandst May 21, 2019
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A rich, corrupt private school on the upper east side of Manhattan. Basically, hell on earth. School is run by trophy wives who always have to make sure their kids don't get put in the same homeroom as "the unpopular ones." A typical grade includes one minority, and a few hundred naive and sheltered boys and girls who act 'hood despite never daring to take a step towards Harlem. While rumored to be impossible to enter, as long as you have money, entry is no obstacle.
Parent: I want my son accepted to Dalton
Administrator: What's his average?
Parent: 55
Administrator: We can't accept him.
Parent: I'll pay for a new cafeteria.
Administrator: When can he begin?
by Zulaxa June 08, 2005
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The force behind an enormous fart or bowel movement. The reason one of them may sneak out.
That fart stinks. I'm sorry, the dalton was too much to contain before I got to the bathroom
by josh martin August 15, 2006
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A small town in northwest Georgia where there are alot of whiggers, white trash, and like sixty percent is populated by hispanics.
Woah!! I so feel sorry for you Jeff you're going to turn into a redneck in Dalton, but you'll love it because of the hispanics.
by brad4eve August 30, 2005
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dalton is a complete asshole who is a liar and only cares about himself. he goes from one girl to another and likes to take advantage of them.”. he is freaky and a complete nerd with a big ego. dalton also claims he has a huge dick like that’s gonna make up for his awful personality.
dalton has dated the entire population
by sdghrghfssdf May 31, 2019
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