Urban Dictionary: moose knuckles

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A man's version of a camel toe. The result of wearing spandex, or pants that are way too tight--resulting in an unsightly bulge of his junk.

Check out the moose knucks on that freak!

by Heather January 01, 2005

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Moose Knuckles

When a guy gets a wedgie between his balls and leg. Similar to a camel toe except for guys.

Dude u have moose knuckles

by D-Monkey February 26, 2018

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moose-knuckle

A male version of camel toe

Dude, your jeans are so tight your moose knuckle is showing

by Johnny Z June 07, 2003

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moose knuckle

The bump or bulge seen when a man wears tight pants.

"Is that a moose knuckle I see; or do you have a raisin in your pants?"

by the dude1963 April 20, 2013

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Mooseknuckle

Canadian Word to describe a man whose pants are so tight that his 'package' stand out or bulge.

Dude, that dudes pants are so tight he's got a mooseknuckle. What an fagmaster that guy is.

by Fender Case September 29, 2004

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moose knuckle

the canadian camel toe

“did you see tiffany at the rink last night? she had a massive moose knuckle eh?”

by rickymcschnicky October 23, 2019

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