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mosquito 

a mosquito is a person who is a fuckin pest who wont leave you the fuck alone because they have no mates. The mosquito will try to chime into your group conversations and will start to cling onto one person and annoying the fuck out of them. There are two types of mosquito's (the lieutenant) which is the king of mosquitoes who will bite onto you and will never fuck off and thinks he a mates and there are regular mosquitos who are just a bad. There is only a 10% chance of you getting out of a conversation with these pests some tips to getting out are: just fucking of and run for your dear life or just fucking end yourself cause you have no chance of getting out.
hey did you just spray mortein

fuck im so itchy

i got bitten HELP!!!!!!!!

there are so many mosquito here i keep on getting bitten
mosquito by smailliw nehs September 27, 2019

Mosquita muerta 

A person who pretends to be innocent, dainty, and weak (hence a dead fly), but they are actually evil backstabbers. Essentially a spanish version of a "snake in the grass." They are extremely manipulative and will have everyone fooled by their game except for the smart ones. They will usually try to make the ones who don't fall for their game look like bad people while they play the victim.
Laura had this guy so whipped. She acted like the perfect girlfriend, but behind his back she was a ho and a manipulative bitch. Laura es una mosquita muerta.
Mosquita muerta by blazinwolf September 28, 2010

Mosquito repellent beautyberry gene

Mosquito repellent beautyberry gene is a gene that is found in the beautyberry plant, especially in the American Beautyberry. Fresh, crushed leaves of American beautyberry(Callicarpa americana) helped keep biting insects away from animals and humans. Callicarpenal is the chemical that is found in the beautyberry plant that repels mosquitoes. If we genetically modify ourselves and animals such as mice, horses, mules, and donkeys with the Mosquito repellent beautyberry gene, we would produce Callicarpenal and repel mosquitoes.
I genetically modified myself with the Mosquito repellent beautyberry gene and now I don't get bitten by mosquitoes anymore. Yes! Now I produce Callicarpenal.

Neato Mosquito 

1. Used to express approval or agreement.

2. A phrase used in substitution of “Sounds good” or “Okie dokie”
Me: No work?
Friend: I have time to play a quick game, if anything I’ll have you kick me.
Me: Sounds Neato Mosquito.

Tighter than mosquito pussy 

This phrase uses a non-existent form of genitalia as a vehicle of hyperbole to convey the idea that something is insanely and impossibly small and tight.
I can't get any stock tips from these rich bastards -- their lips are tighter than mosquito pussy!

Jersey Mosquito 

A word for those abnormally large mosquitoes which are actually called crane flies
the lights outside showed a lot of Jersey Mosquitoes flying around.
Jersey Mosquito by The Deagle December 28, 2009
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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