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a mosquito is a person who is a fuckin pest who wont leave you the fuck alone because they have no mates. The mosquito will try to chime into your group conversations and will start to cling onto one person and annoying the fuck out of them. There are two types of mosquito's (the lieutenant) which is the king of mosquitoes who will bite onto you and will never fuck off and thinks he a mates and there are regular mosquitos who are just a bad. There is only a 10% chance of you getting out of a conversation with these pests some tips to getting out are: just fucking of and run for your dear life or just fucking end yourself cause you have no chance of getting out.
hey did you just spray mortein
fuck im so itchy
i got bitten HELP!!!!!!!!
there are so many mosquito here i keep on getting bitten
fuck im so itchy
i got bitten HELP!!!!!!!!
there are so many mosquito here i keep on getting bitten
mosquito by smailliw nehs September 27, 2019
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Mosquito
The whores of the insect world. All they do is get what they need from you, and leave you with nothing but a burning itch.
Mosquito: Looking for a good time?
Unsuspecting human: Yeah, that's why I went camping.
Mosquito: Mmm... blood.
The next day
Unsuspecting human: Scratch... scratch... I went camping and all I got were these lousy mosquito herpes.
Unsuspecting human: Yeah, that's why I went camping.
Mosquito: Mmm... blood.
The next day
Unsuspecting human: Scratch... scratch... I went camping and all I got were these lousy mosquito herpes.
Mosquito by sewingmachineohno August 1, 2011
mosquito
Small flying parasitic insects. Only the females bight you (don't mean to be sexist but it's true). The males drink nectar. The humming keeps you awake at night and drives you mad. They always find their way in regard less of whether you use citronella candles, aerogard or have fly screens. They fucking hurt when they bight and I fucking hate them. We can't irradicate them with a virus because we will catch it. We cant poison them or we hurt the environment. All we can do is smack em (smack) damn missed the little fucker..
Mosquito
A small, annoying, bitey insect that goes "Bzzzzzzzzzzz....SPLAT." If Only.
They bite and are annoying. Incidentally, I was bitten the other day. The wanker.
They bite and are annoying. Incidentally, I was bitten the other day. The wanker.
Annoyed bloke:
"For Pete's sake that fucking mosquito has been pissing me off for hours now! Where's the fly spray. Aha!"
*Squirt*
Mosquito:
"Bzzzzzzzzzzz....SPLAT."
"For Pete's sake that fucking mosquito has been pissing me off for hours now! Where's the fly spray. Aha!"
*Squirt*
Mosquito:
"Bzzzzzzzzzzz....SPLAT."
Mosquito by The Kiwi God September 15, 2005
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Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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