morss 

banger last name. all my ‘Morss’ homies out there are slay asf fr.

“oh yeah that girls last name is Morss”
“oh she must be the coolest person known to man kind”

morss by eddiemunsonslover July 4, 2022

morosexual 

A person that systematically pursues partners with IQ significantly lower than his/her own.
( opposite of sapiosexual )

She admits that she is a nympho and morosexual .

morosexual by bilwander June 30, 2016

Morosexual 

Someone whom is attracted to dumbasses, why? No one is sure. Someone who makes dumb comments or decisions is strangely appealing.

Girl 1: "I'm morosexual, I'm attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively, one time boy 1 asked me what the Spanish for tortilla is and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight."

Boy 2: "How can you be attracted to that?"

Boy 3: "Wait, what is the Spanish for tortilla?"

Boy 2: "Oh I see what you mean now."

Morosexual by harvey is sad January 8, 2020

Morshu

Badass shopkeeper who'll kick your ass with lamp oil, rope and bombs, because you didn't have enough rubies.

However, if you come back later when you're a little... mmm... richer, you can purchase the items instead of getting your ass kicked with them.

He feels sad about it, but he simply cannot GIVE you credit.

..

Originally from the CD-i game "Link: Faces of Evil"

Link: Hey Morshu, give me some bombs, will ya?

Morshu: Ummmmmmm, no way. You don't have enough rubies.

Morshu by GreenHamster72376 February 7, 2010

Morosexual 

A person who is attracted specifically to dumbasses . They enjoy the idiocy of another person and often find it very cute and attractive (for unknown reasons )

Them:how could you like them their an idiot!
Stephen: it's okay I'm morosexual I'm exclusively attracted to dumbasses
Them: oh.

Morosexual by Skskskakkillme November 29, 2019

MOASS

Mother of all short squeezes

- are you bagholding GME waiting for the MOASS?

- This is the way

MOASS by ChaosMcKinnon March 8, 2021

Got the morbs 

Another way of saying that your sad. Based off if ild victorian speech.

"I feel really sad..."
"Awe man, you got the morbs" :(

Got the morbs by BitchinKitten July 17, 2014