Inconveniently Long Dick
by Taylor's Quote November 15, 2012
Person 1: A lady had 3 daughters. The first daughter asks her mother why she was called Rose. The mother says "Why, darling, when you were born, a rose fell on your head. The second daughter asks why she is called Daisy. The mother replies "Because a daisy fell on your head when you were born". The third daughter approaches the mother and says "UUHHHHHHHH!!", the mother replies "Oh shut up Fridge!"
Person 2: LOLOLOLOL LMFAO ROFL AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA etc
Person 1: Dude, what is up with you? You have ILD.
Person 2: LOLOLOLOL LMFAO ROFL AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA etc
Person 1: Dude, what is up with you? You have ILD.
by My hand hurts. November 22, 2007
by rawrrawrr16 September 06, 2011
Jim : Please made an ILD call to Mary, she is waiting for you!
Jack : Why? I'd better wait for her call as it's too costly for me to call her.
Jack : Why? I'd better wait for her call as it's too costly for me to call her.
by M. Wong June 26, 2006
"CHangeling I'd Like to Destroy"
Little is known of this hostile alien species, but it's definetly probably hostile to humans.
Little is known of this hostile alien species, but it's definetly probably hostile to humans.
Are you ready to hunt that CH-ILD?
by 41st pandin March 09, 2018
by kenjataimu December 23, 2019