hypno-audio morphology 

the technique of identifying pieces of audio which are capable of hypnotizing humans to make them do different things. using advanced technology such as morphing, such sounds can be morphed together to create intricate patterns of mind control. very freaky stuff.

Somebody please make the aliens stop using hypno-audio morphology to make me do these horrible horrible things!

hypno-audio morphology by Godzilla-Fishdog August 23, 2011

Murphology 

The philosophy of thought founded on Murphy's Law. A view on life that is typically pessimistic or somber. Tends to lean towards a very dry, sarcastic view.

Murphology: Anything that can go wrong, probably already has. You just need someone smarter to figure it out for you.

Murphology by sandman1887 March 23, 2011

Morbology 

Morbology is the study of phenomena “Morb”. cosmology. The metaphysical study of the origin and nature of to completely and utterly accomplish anything, like a task or a competition, in an overwhelming and insurmountable success.

The morbologist, studing “morbology”, morbedly morbed all the tasks given to him by his superiors in utmost fashion.

Morbology by Homonot May 29, 2022

Mordology 

The study of the creatures of Mordor, only a select few today are granted this title, Tolkien was among them.

Me:I wish I were an expert in Mordology...
Me:Wow... What happened last night?

Mordology by SushiMan May 24, 2008

Morbology 

The academic field of study pertaining to the art of bad film making. Morbologists often deal with thought-provoking research questions such as "WHY SONY, WHY???" or "To morb or not to morb?". To this day nobody knows the answers to these questions, not even the most exceptional morbologists.

Friend: Hey wanna come grab a drink?
Me: Sorry man I gotta study for my morbology finals
Friend: So when are you free?
Me: *looks at the Morbius 24/7 twitch page* Never, I'm afraid...
Friend: Oh, ok

Morbology by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian May 30, 2022

Marshology 

Marshology has s a religion where it’s followers worship the goddess Marsha

Marsha is watching over us, that’s why I’m a proud follower of Marshology

Marshology by themagicguy October 23, 2020

Morpholo-struck 

The presence of there's something wrong with the structure of an organism that can possibly caused by a biometamorphosis

" I just retrieved a sample from the apple that was manifested by some gruesome fungi, when i observed it i just realized inside the apple there's morpholo-struck"

Morpholo-struck by Tellerpore September 15, 2023