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Mootology
A cult that is based on moot. Like christianity there are the ten comootments instead of the ten commandments. These laws must be adhered to or removal from the cult will occur. This cult was created at a yr 11 retreat by three boys, this united all the boys in the year and was the only experience that made retreat enjoyable. This cult has spread around quickly and has adherents from the age of 12 to 18. The Ten Comootments are;
1. Thou shall always raise
2. Thou must use the word moot in vein
3.Thou shall give moot respect five times a day
4. Thou must acknowledge with moot in and moot out
5. Thou must cleanse thy moot every full moot
6. Thou shall not be tempted by the anti moot
7. Thous shall not touch the black moot (benin)
8. Thou shall not touch the hairy moot (benin)
9. Thou must make the pilgramootige to moot
10. Thou must mootidate by yelling moot at 4:20pm only
Founders: lk,tb,nd
Mootology is a very complex religion with a large amount of haters/antimoot and thou must not be tempted by the antimoot and failure to do so results in the immediate removal from the cult. Mootology is one of the fastest growing cults in australia and is gaining followers exponentially. It is where one finds true fulfillment in life. All praise moot! Benin means haram/not allowed
1. Thou shall always raise
2. Thou must use the word moot in vein
3.Thou shall give moot respect five times a day
4. Thou must acknowledge with moot in and moot out
5. Thou must cleanse thy moot every full moot
6. Thou shall not be tempted by the anti moot
7. Thous shall not touch the black moot (benin)
8. Thou shall not touch the hairy moot (benin)
9. Thou must make the pilgramootige to moot
10. Thou must mootidate by yelling moot at 4:20pm only
Founders: lk,tb,nd
Mootology is a very complex religion with a large amount of haters/antimoot and thou must not be tempted by the antimoot and failure to do so results in the immediate removal from the cult. Mootology is one of the fastest growing cults in australia and is gaining followers exponentially. It is where one finds true fulfillment in life. All praise moot! Benin means haram/not allowed
Maryology
MARYOLOGY - definition: overthinking something starting far in advance in order to best prepare yourself for an upcoming event. discussing an event or project with absolutely everyone you talk to in order to gather as many outside opinions and insight about the subject. to complete all planning of an event or project... at least 6 months before the beginning of the event or project.
Maryology by Mary Detwiler February 6, 2010
Maryology
Its a welsh vally religion
Maryologists belive that the vallys is the only place in the world. They call there towns countries.
Some times the countries start war against each other.
The religion was found by Flash Jordan.
Flash Jordan was chosen by the god Mary to spread the word of Maryology by writing a bibble and building a church made out of gold.
Maryologists belive that the vallys is the only place in the world. They call there towns countries.
Some times the countries start war against each other.
The religion was found by Flash Jordan.
Flash Jordan was chosen by the god Mary to spread the word of Maryology by writing a bibble and building a church made out of gold.
Maryology by Matthew westcott February 10, 2008
Morbology
Morbology is the study of phenomena “Morb”. cosmology. The metaphysical study of the origin and nature of to completely and utterly accomplish anything, like a task or a competition, in an overwhelming and insurmountable success.
murkology
the gaming study of murking or getting murked on
this can refer to players of more or less skill than you that are murking on you.
call of duty is a popular game where murkology can be studied or battle field bad company 2
this can refer to players of more or less skill than you that are murking on you.
call of duty is a popular game where murkology can be studied or battle field bad company 2
murkology by jockhater2 March 8, 2010
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