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Murphology 

The philosophy of thought founded on Murphy's Law. A view on life that is typically pessimistic or somber. Tends to lean towards a very dry, sarcastic view.
Murphology: Anything that can go wrong, probably already has. You just need someone smarter to figure it out for you.
Murphology by sandman1887 March 23, 2011
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munchology 

the art and science of making munchies
science, industry, and munchology: the Buger King dream!!!
munchology by Spaz De Kat December 22, 2008

hypno-audio morphology 

the technique of identifying pieces of audio which are capable of hypnotizing humans to make them do different things. using advanced technology such as morphing, such sounds can be morphed together to create intricate patterns of mind control. very freaky stuff.
Somebody please make the aliens stop using hypno-audio morphology to make me do these horrible horrible things!

murkology 

the gaming study of murking or getting murked on

this can refer to players of more or less skill than you that are murking on you.

call of duty is a popular game where murkology can be studied or battle field bad company 2
Wow. That is the fifth time he has killed me. He is teaching me murkology.
murkology by jockhater2 March 8, 2010

murkology 

MURKOLOGY is we all love to get messy but the true religion of MURKOLOGY runs far deeper than gettin smashed on a wkend or turning up to work pissed every now n then, its about gettin absolutely MURKELD (pronounced mur-kel-d) at any given time... MURKOLOGY is not just a religion, its a way of life and onli a true MURKOLOGIST can party this hard... a true MURKOLOGIST lives by these commandments... being MURKELD IS THE BEST THING EVER... u NEVER need a reason to get murkeld... but u can change any given situation into one... a few quiet drinks ALWAYS turn murkely durkely... 2 answers to most questions, lets get murkeld or why not... at least 1 drug dealler in there phone... its never 2 early/late to ring sed drug dealer... theres never a wrong time to get murkeld... u onli vomit if it makes it easier to carry on but NEVER after swallowing sumthing that will enhance ur being... u can never have 2 much... will happily start getting murkeld on their own n force others to join in... doesnt need to be wi people they kno to join in gettin murkled... NEVER leave a murkologist behind, bang em in a taxi... theres no situation/place thats 2 random to get murkled... SO IF UR WEEKEND NEVER STARTS BECAUSE TECHNICALLY IT DOESNT FINISH THEN U ARE A DEFINATE MURKOLOGIST remember our motto... ITS MURKAGE SEASON :D in the name of the lion the witch and the wardeobe... may the murk be with you
guy... what religion are you?

2nd guy.. dunno really.. c of e i think

guy... well dont say your a party animal if ya dont follow murkology... dickhead
murkology by WiZzAdOrA January 13, 2011

munchology 

science, industry, and munchology: the American way!
munchology by Davis Gekherd February 18, 2009

Munchology 

Ancient Greek: -λογία

Medieval Latin: -logia

French: -logie

-logy: A subject of study or interest; A branch of knowledge; A science.

Munchology:
The study of steady or vigorous audible chewing.
Countless mandible experiments have been conducted to contribute to the extensive Munchology behind Mr. Ed.
Munchology by ra ramses May 28, 2018
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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