The Dandelion Dead Beat Is Known More As Morning Stars Of Jupiter Called Hellstrom's Muddled Bland Take On Action Comedy Situational Suspense Called Sensing Extemparanous Aura 

The Dandelion Dead Beat Is Known More As Morning Stars Of Jupiter Called Hellstrom's Muddled Bland Take On Action Comedy Situational Suspense Called Sensing Extemparanous Aura

The Dandelion Dead Beat Is Known More As Morning Stars Of Jupiter Called Hellstrom's Muddled Bland Take On Action Comedy Situational Suspense Called Sensing Extemparanous Aura

The Dandelion Dead Beat Is Known More As Morning Stars Of Jupiter Called Hellstrom's Muddled Bland Take On Action Comedy Situational Suspense Called Sensing Extemparanous Aura by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 28, 2025

The Dandelion Dead Beat Is Known More As Morning Stars Of Jupiter Called Hellstrom's Muddled Bland Take On Action Comedy Situational Suspense Called Extemparanous

The Dandelion Dead Beat Is Known More As Morning Stars Of Jupiter Called Hellstrom's Muddled Bland Take On Action Comedy Situational Suspense Called Extemparanous

The Dandelion Dead Beat Is Known More As Morning Stars Of Jupiter Called Hellstrom's Muddled Bland Take On Action Comedy Situational Suspense Called Extemparanous

The Dandelion Dead Beat Is Known More As Morning Stars Of Jupiter Called Hellstrom's Muddled Bland Take On Action Comedy Situational Suspense Called Extemparanous by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 28, 2025

Morning Tourette's 

The pucker-inducing condition experienced when you wake up realizing you are incredibly late for some kind of morning appointment i.e. your job, picking up your kids, feeding the homeless, etc. Symptoms include swearing or cursing in sharp, staccato bursts fuck fuck fuck and promising God you will never drink again.

Josh woke up, realized he was an hour late for work and suffered an extreme case of Morning Tourette's that woke up the nun he'd hooked up with the night before.

Morning Tourette's by geodave December 21, 2013

morning o's 

Orgasms in the morning (best enjoyed during sex, with another person).

I got into work late, but flushed and giddy, after my boyfriend insisted on having morning o's.

morning o's by Renee March 30, 2004

Saturday Morning 80's 

That magical time when you were a child during the 80's knowing you did not have to go to school or have nothing to worry about besides playing with your nintendo and watching teenage mutant ninja turtles in your childhood bedroom.

Don't sweat it jim, it's saturday morning 80's. Enjoy it while it last.

Saturday Morning 80's by HeartShapedboy January 8, 2009

Folger's Morning

Have your significant other drinks 1 to 2 pots of black coffee. Then set up a box fan and set it on high. Lay down naked in front of it and start jerking off, as she defecates on the other side of the running fan, spraying her caffeinated fecal love upon you.

The Folger's Morning left me needing a shower.

Folger's Morning by Satsusickryu August 17, 2012

Sailor's Morning Prayer 

1. To vomit the morning after a night of drinking.

2. To bow before the toilet vomiting. Usually from drinking.

3. Made famous from Ray of Achewood.

" My gut felt like it was full of boiled towels. I did a Sailor’s Morning Prayer: I went downstairs, shook up a Stella, and chugged that foamy mess in one go. Sure enough, that little cherry bomb got my whole bag heavin’ and I blew about a gallon of hot, fried disaster into the sink (don’t worry, I used the garbage disposal side)." -Raymond Q. Smuckles

"My uncle would wake up at 12:30 every afternoon, say a Sailor's Morning Prayer in the bathroom, and begin his day of drinking."

Sailor's Morning Prayer by bwaaaah October 8, 2009