mornijuana

Marijuana smoked in the morning or whenever you wake up

Time for wake and bake! Bust out the papers and mornijuana.

by anonymous May 23, 2021

marijuana peanut butter cup

A marijuana peanut butter cup consists of peanut butter, chocolate, and marijuana. What better way to sell candy than adding illegal drugs to the mix. Truly, a fantastic way to put a smile on any policeman's face when arresting a suspect.

Jordan Schafer was arrested on charges of felony possession of marijuana and three marijuana peanut butter cups in Florida. He was with the Houston Astros at the time and served a suspension stemming from the arrest.

by PWS27 July 11, 2017

marijuana

God's gift to mankind

And God saith "Let there be happiness", and there was marijuana

by what do you care June 16, 2003

Marijuana Philosopher

A person whom often high, disregards the teachings of the world, and philosophizes his own theories about creation, the universe, and other forms of science.

"Dude, this just came to me."

"Whaaat duude?"

"dude. What if the world, was like, an ipod library, and god was just shuffling the galaxies, and like earth was just the in song in the cosmos, and was the top listened to planet on the play list of the universe?"

"woh dude, woh, you Marijuana Philosopher you.

by Mtaylor1057 February 10, 2009

mirijuanacle

A miracle like situation causes by the effects of smoking marijuana.

Guy 1: how did you get over your phobia of spiders?

Guy 2: I got high and realized that spiders are not that scary.

Guy 1: it's a mirijuanacle!!

by SamiMoein November 26, 2013

Marijuana mama

She aint no regular mama. You cop one of these joints and you are good for life.

"Son, you look high as shit."

"Nah, I was just out with my marijuana mama last night."

by x_naanplug_x October 23, 2020

Marijuana Party

Canadian political party who advocates the legalisation of marijuana.

The Marijuana Party is the only party that actually offers us something

by danw17 January 15, 2006