mopopping

Moping around while mopping up your broken hopes and dreams. Typically occurs after being rejected from your favorite college or after a breakup. Pronounced mo-pope-ing.

I'be been mopopping all day after Harvard rejected me.

Jack has been using mopopping for weeks after Stacy broke his heart -- even Tinder and ice cream won't cheer him up.

mopopping by RhaegalT August 9, 2017

taco mopping 

The female version of tea bagging, may or may not be done out of sexual desire.

Benny passed out drunk at the party, so Molly hiked up her skirt and rubbed her labia on his face. Jen said that was the first time had experienced taco mopping in person.

taco mopping by AsslessChaps93 November 25, 2013

carpet mopping 

The act of performing cunnilingus on a very well lubricated female.

Erica was so hot and bothered last night that I had to give her a good carpet mopping

carpet mopping by the J-rod March 16, 2008

Mopping

v. to shoplift, to steal.

Drag queen: Gurl, the only way you got that Versace dress was you been mopping.

Mopping by fritterfae October 21, 2013

Muffin Mopping

Without penetration, a male rubs his member on and around a woman's moist vagina.

Schorbahn: Hey Digs, did you get it in last night?

Digs: No bro, but I was muffin mopping the daylight outta her.

Muffin Mopping by ryandigneygetsdown October 26, 2012

finger mopping 

Cleaning the anus by rubbing it in a back and forth circular motion with the tip of the middle finger and slipping the finger tip in a few times no more than nail deep. Typically performed in the shower.

I used be worried about my freshness before getting butt banged but since I have a high fiber diet my doctor suggested a light finger mopping instead of douching.

finger mopping by Brien2 January 17, 2011

mopping a dungeon 

licking a woman's vagina

hey, don't come in here, i'm mopping my old lady's dungeon

mopping a dungeon by spltbird November 25, 2002