Mobologist

A fake "scientist" that studies the mafia and mob involvement in modern history. This person panders to a dumb demographic that thinks they know about the Italian culture and infers they are all gangsters.

After reading the godfather, I am now a mobologist.

Mobologist by Jackson doff October 30, 2017

memologist 

A professional specializing in the study of memology, an emerging science dedicated to the documentation of internet memes.

Random Pleb: "I heard you became a memologist, congrats"

Recent graduate student: "Thanks dude, I got a degree in memology, but now I'm balls deep in student debt but it doesn't matter because being a memologist is my dream job. Now I got to get back to my computer and get on with my work, being a memologist requires a lot of hard work."

memologist by Homeless Chicken May 21, 2016

mapologist 

A persn that studies and makes maps.

I was not sure which direction to go so I consulted a mapologist.

mapologist by mr map April 15, 2008

Movologist 

1. One who specialises in the science of moving home, is a trusted expert in arranging home moving services and saving movers time. A personal moving concierge.

2. Is a title pertaining to the study of the moving home journey and it’s best practices by offering exceptional customer service.

3. A specialist that is part of Movinghub.

4. They are super friendly, super
intelligent and super helpful.

5. They create memorable customer
experiences.

Use a Movologist to organise your utilities and essential home moving services.

Movologist by Movinghub May 22, 2019

Mixologist 

A wank word for someone who failed university and became a cocktail shaker.

John: I decided to leave university to become a mixologist.

Sam: So you failed and became a bartender.

Mixologist by 11398787 November 8, 2012

Mopologist 

A person who mops the floor. Specializing in mopping floors. Most likely a title given to you at work which informs you that you now have to mop floors on top of all the other duties you do. You can be a doctor or a secretary or any other position that doesn't require you to clean rooms etc...but you have a boss who's a tight ass and decides revise your job description and adds mopping floors. So guess what?!? You are now a mopologist, board certified too!

Starting 8/21/17 all secretaries will now start to mop and clean all rooms but please prioritize and do not neglect the phones and other clerical duties. You will have the title mopologist added to your badge, but your pay will not increase

Mopologist by Pinché Cindy August 4, 2017

Mockologist 

A person who constantly mocks others, including friends.

Mockologist purpetrates evil, cutting words that hurt your soul.

Mockologist by justshill November 13, 2009