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NOUN

1.a girl named monika that is obsessed with moose because the way they mate call consists of the sound "moooooooooooo..se"

2. a moose obsessed girl with a stupid face because her face is stupid.

3. balls in your face.

4. keif is a keif
1. oh god, what a moosika.

2. look at that stupid face, what a moosika.

3. ohhhhhh snapppp MOOSIKA

4. keif is a keif, ur a moosika.
moosika by moosikabih November 30, 2006
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A double chin cow who teaches 13 year olds and makes them fail geography
Why is that class always failing geography?
Mootika teaches them of course
mootika by random_gurl_07 February 14, 2020
A term of endearment. A small being that's both sweet and adorable.
Elizabeth my little Mooshka, You're so cute I could just eat you up.
Mooshka by My MiMi August 26, 2011
A moose that has come to save nature and bored humans alike, may also be a moose that is a positive role-model, a healer or a shamanistic moose. Moose are commonly wise although somewhat awkward animals. However Moosiah tend to be especially wise and gentle, if not ateast extremely skilled in the ways of the forest, using Upsidasium properly, being awkward and graceful at the same time and getting rid of Russian spies. Often accompanied by a squirrel.
1)For spiritual guidance in the woods or the directions to the nearest Upsidasium mine you should consult with a Moosiah.

2)The most popular and infact only well known Moosiah was Bullwinkle but they can be found in any forest which supports a moose population.

3)Moosiah are plentiful in the wildlife parks of Canada.
Moosiah by Trisbreya February 20, 2009
Music that is so good that it's sick or an ill cow.
1. That choon is moosik!
2. Call the vet, we got a moosik :/.
Moosik by dj_derek March 5, 2003

MISKA MOOSKA MICKEY MOUSE 

the chant you say to summon the greatest robot in history.

Moosical Moosician 

A person who sings so bad it sounds like cows mooing.
Cig: Can you hear that person singing? It sounds like a moo.
Kig: Yes, they are a Moosical Moosician.