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Caltex = cal
cal = cow
cow = moo
moo + tex = mootex

voila!
Bob: lets go get some munchies from the mootex!
Jim: don't you mean the Caltex?
Bob: yes; yes I do.
by Flynn Bakalaknabar July 10, 2008
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