mootex

Caltex = cal
cal = cow
cow = moo
moo + tex = mootex

voila!

Bob: lets go get some munchies from the mootex!
Jim: don't you mean the Caltex?
Bob: yes; yes I do.

by Flynn Bakalaknabar July 2, 2008

Moltext

v. mol·text, mol·text·ing, mol·texts

1. To disturb, interfere with, or annoy someone via text messaging aka sexting without their consent. May also happen during awkward situations ie; family dinners or business meetings.

The neighbor keeps moltexting me, that Dexter the Moltexter! I think my little brother gave him my number!

by Otta4Sho August 14, 2011

monotexter

someone (mostly girls) that tends to reply to texts using only one word. Worst of all being; LOL, :), hahaha, <3

Doesn't matter who started the convo, the monotexter will have ended it right on the spot

example of MONOTEXTER

boy:My day wasnt so good, I got suspended and my dog died
girl: AWW
boy:......................................

by that guyyyy October 1, 2010

motextorist

n. One who texts while driving.

The motextorist was distracted by his phone, and didn't see the unfortunate petextrian until it was too late.

by Shiny April 8, 2016

mootix

A petpetpet for your neopet. it is quite confusing, is it not? If it is, then let me break it down for you. It's a pet for your petpet. The actual petpet is owned by your neopet. However, the petpetpet is owned by your petpet.

Sally has a mootix, he's so small. I think it's a cute little Mootix.

by Alexi November 5, 2003

mooter

the crotch region of a man (man cooter)

That bread theivin' biznatch socked me right in the mooter!

by Breasticle Festival June 22, 2006

Moote'd

The process of being completely fucked over by someone. Can also be used interchangeably with Fuck You.

"I slept with her and then didn't call her...I Moote'd that bitch"

"Moote You"

by Bubblegum Princess November 24, 2009