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the best cat that my friend has named mooterton
mooterton by proboscus monkey July 22, 2023

Masterton 

Small town in the Wairarapa, New Zealand.
Home to vultures and Wainuiomata rejects.
Home town of Ladyhawke, Top Town team, Jermaine Clement from Flight of the Concords, the odd mass murderer, and the legendary Golden Shears
Bro 1 "I wen't to a party in Masterton in the weekend"
Bro 2 "Eww did you get Aids?"
Bro 1 "Nah smoked free weed till dawn, was massive"
Bro 2 "True ya feend, hook me up"
Masterton by outthenorm November 10, 2009

masterton 

masterton by Anonymous August 18, 2003

braindead monkerton

The term is used to describe someone or something that is inept or below average intelligence.

The word "monkerton" is formed from the shortening of "monkey" -> "monk" with an additonal "erton." (To signify relevance or importance)
Got_bot just teamkilled again. What a braindead monkerton.
braindead monkerton by smore007 April 21, 2018

Mosterting

The gut wrenching process of keeping a diarrhea shart confined to ones asshole. Usually accompanies speeding to the nearest exit ramp, trailer home or porta-jon.
Dude, I was mosterting so bad yesterday I got 2 redlight tickets on the way home!
Mosterting by SmackdaddyRuss August 11, 2017

Molerton 

The typical slang term for a mixture of tobacco (preferably organic) and marijuana for a single party bowl in Santa Cruz, County, CA. Smoked out of a water pipe or a bong to increase the effect of tobacco as well as the weed.
The effects can be broken down into 3 stages:
1) the milking of the water pipe or bong
2) the clearing the water pipe or bong
3) the exhaling the smoke
Each step has a different high/effect on your body and mind.
Dude, thats a fatty Molerton! You better sit down or you are going to hurt yourself.

that was a Muhhhhonnnsttterrr Molleeeerrrtttttooonnnn.
Molerton by ABI December 22, 2009