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Moose Jelly 

The liquid left behind after a fart that covers the outer linings of the butt/ass hole.
Golly jewilikers Birtha, my ass itches. Must be the moose jelly left over after that burrito fart I just flopped out.
Moose Jelly by Big Daddy V. May 13, 2013

Spicy Moose Jelly 

The same condition that occurs to create Moose Jelly but the liquid left behind after the fart or shart that covers the outer linings of the butt/asshole is from a spicy meal or meals such as Thai food, Mexican food, habanero salsa, etc. Spicy Moose Jelly is noted by a lingering burn and sting of the anus from just even just the smallest amount of jelly.
Darlene started her day off with a delicious jalapeno omelet. At lunch, she joined several co-workers at an office Super Bowl party where she enjoyed several bowls of five alarm chili. For dinner, her husband treated her to dinner at her favorite Thai restaurant where she enjoyed the extra spicy Thai noodles. Her day of savory and spicy dining caught up with her the next day, however. During a morning meeting, Darlene attempted to pass gas due to her bloated feeling and ended up with Spicy Moose Jelly. She sat and squirmed in her seat until the meeting was over so she could do a quick wipe job and relieve the sting.

Moosebilly

A Canadian hillbilly; Someone from rural Canada who enjoys sexual relations with their relatives.
Steve slept with his sister at the party last night, in typical moosebilly fashion.
Moosebilly by Lord and Savory January 28, 2020

Moosebelly 

Moosebelly is the male version of a FUPA.
Joe is so fat he has a Moosebelly!
Moosebelly by Gutterkraw April 8, 2022
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026