moosejelly

When to large men both ejaculate on ones own stomach, then proceed to hug each other.

“you see those two men over there, apparently then made moosejelly the other night.”

by Itss Vortexx June 7, 2018

Moose Jelly

The liquid left behind after a fart that covers the outer linings of the butt/ass hole.

Golly jewilikers Birtha, my ass itches. Must be the moose jelly left over after that burrito fart I just flopped out.

by Big Daddy V. May 13, 2013

Spicy Moose Jelly

The same condition that occurs to create Moose Jelly but the liquid left behind after the fart or shart that covers the outer linings of the butt/asshole is from a spicy meal or meals such as Thai food, Mexican food, habanero salsa, etc. Spicy Moose Jelly is noted by a lingering burn and sting of the anus from just even just the smallest amount of jelly.

Darlene started her day off with a delicious jalapeno omelet. At lunch, she joined several co-workers at an office Super Bowl party where she enjoyed several bowls of five alarm chili. For dinner, her husband treated her to dinner at her favorite Thai restaurant where she enjoyed the extra spicy Thai noodles. Her day of savory and spicy dining caught up with her the next day, however. During a morning meeting, Darlene attempted to pass gas due to her bloated feeling and ended up with Spicy Moose Jelly. She sat and squirmed in her seat until the meeting was over so she could do a quick wipe job and relieve the sting.

by Eaton Holgoode April 14, 2014

Moosebilly

A Canadian hillbilly; Someone from rural Canada who enjoys sexual relations with their relatives.

Steve slept with his sister at the party last night, in typical moosebilly fashion.

by Lord and Savory January 28, 2020

Moosebelly

Moosebelly is the male version of a FUPA.

Joe is so fat he has a Moosebelly!

by Gutterkraw April 8, 2022