moosecocked 

A bad beat in poker, when you are a strong favorite.

( My friend and I use this as a form of expression to adequately describe our frustration when we lose a hand as a big favorite.)

I went all in with my AA and was moosecocked when this idiot called with 79, and beat me on the river!

moosecocked by tollthebell February 20, 2011

Moosecock Aerodynamics Tester 

Nonexistant occupation (as of yet) that would appeal to a true lover of North American wildlife and a lazy person at that.

What's he doing all day? Watching TV? Playing video games?

Naah, he's a Moosecock Aerodynamics Tester, which for him is a full-time job.

Moosecock Aerodynamics Tester by Lothario the Scandalous August 26, 2011

Moosecock 

Nickname for K-10 when playing poker.

Although questions have sprung up which is which, it is widely accepted that the K is the moose and the 10 is the cock.

K-10
Moose-Cock

"I got suited moosecock, alllllll in"

"Moosecock prevails"

Moosecock by Steve K wussup June 29, 2009

Moosecock 

A large penis found on a Moose. If your wife saw it she'd have to suck it and you'd be without a woman.

My wife and I were hunting when I saw a moose with a big moose cock. She yelled oh my god and ran over and sucked it and filed for divorce the next day.

Moosecock by Lost MYWIVE August 21, 2003

Hogan MOOSECOCK 

a man with a paris hilton like stature, claims he has a moosecock, and wears women's boy short panties as shorts, talks with a deep texan hooker like voice. He has been spotted walking the slums of st.marteen. once you have tamed the beast he will refer to you as "cool as ice"

look at the texan tranny hooker, he looks like a hogan moosecock

Hogan MOOSECOCK by cockmongrelsxm July 7, 2011

Moosecock 

what an asshole calls an asshole

A guy who has risen above the level of douchebag, it also covers random normal asshole who's action leaves you speechless...that is a moosecock

Moosecock by moosecocks.com July 12, 2011

Moosecock 

A male organ for procreation and the extreme pleasure of women, which is extremely unorthodoxed in size and unparralleled in girth.

The Buffasella has been known to seriously injure and finish women with the MOOSE-cock.

Moosecock by Tyranny "got-fingered" Hack November 3, 2003