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moonspider 

someone who only has sex at night
'Daphne put down your tea and come ride this veiny meatstick. Youre being a moonspider just like everyone said you would be when they warned me not to pursue you and perhaps try to ensnare a sun parrot or maybe a velvet waterfly. This is total bullshit. I should not put up with this up in here....NOT UP IN HERE!!! '
moonspider by provider44 January 14, 2010
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Moon Spider 

The surrounding hairs of a females asshole.
As I was eating it from behind, her moon spider kept tickling my nose!
Moon Spider by Joey November 25, 2003

moonshiners 

teacher: what are you gonna be when u grow up
johnny:a moonshiner:D
moonshiners by donalddonkey June 12, 2005

moonshiner 

to moonshine, to drink alcohol, to do dumb things in random states, to get caught playing Beer Pong or otherwise just be a delinquent nuisance to the respective school administration
Playing Beer Pong on a school sanctioned Model UN Trip and getting caught by an unfortunate misanthrope of a teacher.

Bewildered Moonshiner: What is Beer Pong?
Mr. Allen: I have a house, I have a wife, I don't need this shit.
moonshiner by final1 July 24, 2008

moonshiner's turn 

an illegal U-turn made by putting the car in neutral and applying the hand brake
He just pulled off a moonshiner's turn before I could block his escape.

moonshiner's toothpick

A moonshiner's toothpick is a coon dick
Me, "I killed me a boar coon and got me a moonshiner's toothpick."

Moonslide victory 

When one candidate wins by such a majority in an election that calling it a landslide victory would be an understatement. It’s like losing one’s deposit in British elections when one gets less that 5% of the vote and winning candidate gets more than 95% of the vote in a ‘2-horse’ election.
John: Did you see the result of the elections?
Jane: No, I expected a moonslide victory anyway
John: You are right. Peter won with 97% of the votes and the other 5 candidates got next to nothing.
Moonslide victory by Betainvestor February 22, 2022