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moonjuice 

Moonjuice is like a magical type of juice. A bit like orangejuice or applejuice only it's better, magical and, of course, it's moonjuice. The great thing is that you get moonjuice from the intergalactic gordon ramsey in the sky when he uses his super galactic blender to blend part of the moon. Moonjuice is very rare as gordon rarely blends the moon, but no other chef has the keys to the galactic blender. Moonjuice tastes like pineapple only better. Moonjuice is epic, go get some! :D
i luv my moonjuice, Why is there no moonjuice? Sad now :(
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robot moonjuice 

A very iconic and sexy half goat half human hybrid, known for his uniqueness, nerve and talent. Usually found in the center of the dance floor manipulating the BPM with his body. When not on the dance floor FUCKING IT ALL THE WAY UP this magical beast can be found in bed sleeping in his natural habitat. When hungry it is best to stay away as studies have shown him to be incredibly violent and rude if not feed.
Robot MoonJuice is so sexy I would give up my first born just to sit need to him while he reads a picture books.
robot moonjuice by Robotmoonjuice November 23, 2021

manjuice 

Ellen loves to swallow my manjuice.
manjuice by gordon January 20, 2003

poonjuice 

the sweet sweet juice frome a females vigina that we all as men crave
brody drank dani's tangy poonjuice and loved it
poonjuice by dani December 1, 2003

Moon Juice 

Watery, milky diarrhea that is discharged during a full moon whilst a werewolf undergoes his transformation.
Werewolf 1: Man, I had a really hard time last night.
Werewolf 2: Why is that? Did you eat a baby?
Werewolf 1: Yes, and it gave me wicked moon juice.
Werewolf 2: Careful of that moon juice, it really sneaks up on you.
Moon Juice by Harpy&Alfonsus October 27, 2008

Moonjumper 

A ghost who looms around the land of Subcon forest
Originally meant to be part of a game called a hat in time but jokes on him he's not good enough so. Yeah.

Oh yeah and his counterpart is a big burnt noodle named Snatcher but that's not important :)
Vanessa: have you imprisoned the moonjumper
Guard: yes. I have imprisoned the moonjumper
He's screaming in the basement-

moonhuie 

who is the coolest mutual you have?”

“it’s definitely moonhuie“
moonhuie by dristalore July 13, 2021