MOOMS

Stands for "Men's Opposite of Menstruation Syndrome"
A monthly cycle that men go through resulting in moodiness. The emotional male version of a period or PMSing without the physical aspects.

Watch out, Jim is on his MOOMS

by Bugmenot123123123 November 29, 2007

Mooms

It means that you're in da shit !

I'm in a mooms house dude !

by Sneaky turkey February 18, 2018

Mooms

A person who's everyones "mom"
Just another word for a person who's a great mom

Audrey: I'm so glad I got to see Mooms today
Clara: She's my Mooms too
Jacob: No way She's my Mooms
Mooms: I'm everyone's Mooms

by White boy is here 23 November 25, 2020

One Million Moms

An extremist right-wing group of angry soccer moms dedicated to brainwashing their children and censoring everything that doesn't fall in line with their beliefs. They actually only have about 140,000 members.

Mike: "One Million Moms just launched another campaign against gay people in television shows."
John: "What else is new?"

by anon12093 February 10, 2014

On moms

Betting something to be so true that you would put your mom on the line to prove.

On moms, I saw her cheating with that guy from central.

On moms, though?

by YingYangWaves November 3, 2016

momscience

Stuff your mom heard about in the 70's but was proven to be wrong a while ago.

guy 1: You shouldn't eat too many eggs, they're bad for you.
guy 2: No, that's momscience. A large study was done several decades ago that showed a high correlation between eggs and high blood serum cholesterol, but subsequent studies have shown this to be a rather small effect, and nothing to be concerned about. The original study was flawed.

by reddittheif March 3, 2011

mouth and moobs

When a big fat, usually gay man, with big moobs and a big mouth.

fat gay man: THIS MARK HURT YOU BADLY RN.
normal man: you are just all mouth and moobs

by Wodderwick January 30, 2021