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A baby or child
Awl look at the lil mooket she’s/ he’s so cute
“That mooket is adorable
Mooket by QrithatB April 29, 2019
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An upwards trending or bullish market, regardless of the financial instrument. It can be forex, stocks, options, futures etc... The bull is the cow of the market so whenever the market is going bull it is referred to a mooket.

If you make short position, pull backs/retracements are known as a bullback or the market going moo
If you make long position, pull backs/retracements are known as a bearback 'bare-backs'

These terms can be used to curse the market when your trade goes bad
I just made a short position on the EUR/USD but the market just turned into a mooket!!! Damn moo moos!!!!

I made a long position in the mooket but I keep getting bearbacked!!!!
mooket by nimbys_suck January 6, 2017

Mooseterbating 

The act of jerking off, except you are a moose.
Person 1: Dude, do you see that moose?
Person 2: Bruhhhhhhh, is it Mooseterbating???
Mooseterbating by LooseYolky January 15, 2017

Mooseticle 

The genitalia of a male moose. Often found in Canadian stews and salads. Is sometimes turned into a very tough type of jerky.
I had a great pair of mooseticle's in my soup last night, wonderful dish!
Mooseticle by Dr. Nolrik November 5, 2011
Also spelled "mockit" (pronounced similarly). Means thoroughly dirty, of people rather than things, because the things do the dirtying.
I got right mockit cleaning out the cellar
mocket by John Fergusson September 16, 2003
When people can't pronounce the youtuber Muselk's name they say Moosetits
Person 1: Hey do you watch Muselk?
Person2: Moosetits? Yeah he is gud
moosetits by ZiggoKill September 21, 2016
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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