moofcakez 

a random insult. some what related to whorebag or slutface.

girl 1: "you stole my man, you moofcakez!"
girl 2: "i'm not the moofcakez, you are!"

moofcakez by xmariahandchristelx February 23, 2006

Mooncake 

(Also known as Specimen E-351.)

A cute, round, green, planet-destroying alien in the animated TV Series, Final Space. Mooncake is characterised by his pair of antennas and stumps, and his very limited vocabulary, consisting mostly of "chookity," "ooh," and "wow."

Mooncake is the cutest alien to ever appear on my TV screen.

Mooncake by GarethPW August 11, 2018

mooncake 

A Chinese pastry made to celebrate the Harvest Moon Festival, which is always on the 15th day of the 8th month on the lunar calendar. Mooncakes come in many different varieties, the most popular being the ones with Lotus Seed filling. Mooncake is often given as a present from family to family. It is only made once a year. During the Yuan Dynasty, many Chinese rebels often used mooncakes to conceal notes and secret plans from their Mongolian oppressors, seeing as how the Mongolians didn't eat them.

I love to eat mooncakes. They are delicious.

mooncake by Huy Ly September 25, 2005

mooncakes 

very large nipples

Ahh she has mooncakes

mooncakes by sassypants12345 May 13, 2010

Mooncake Ache 

The feeling during Lunar New Year when the mooncakes (delivered by Brandon Zhao) that Arian stuffed into your orifices begin to cause tension and strain within your body, leading to potentially debilitating pain and the inability to dodge socks thrown at you from deadly assailants.

May also be caused by consuming too many mooncakes.

Josh: Mr. Shi I don't feel so good...

Andrew: Ooof I guess that's the mooncake ache kicking in.

Josh: I guess even the "Ragin Cajun" isn't immune to high calorie baked goods

Mooncake Ache by Mystery Assassin February 5, 2019

Snow Skin Mooncake 

When you are having anal with an Asian and right before climaxing you pull out and finish on their ass. Coating their butt cheeks in a snowy white residue.

1.

"Thank you for your snow skin mooncake, Catherine"

"As long as you like it, Ken. ^_^"

2.
"The Mid-Autumn Festival starts today! Would you like to celebrate by coming over to my place and enjoying a snow skin mooncake?"

Snow Skin Mooncake by No_Dice_6 September 13, 2019

Salty Mooncake 

A sexual act where a salty solution is inserted into a moon cake like part of the body

"yo dude took this girl home last night. gave her one salty mooncake alright. . .."

high five

Salty Mooncake by Chinkalinka September 25, 2010