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moofcakez by xmariahandchristelx February 23, 2006
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mooncake
A Chinese pastry made to celebrate the Harvest Moon Festival, which is always on the 15th day of the 8th month on the lunar calendar. Mooncakes come in many different varieties, the most popular being the ones with Lotus Seed filling. Mooncake is often given as a present from family to family. It is only made once a year. During the Yuan Dynasty, many Chinese rebels often used mooncakes to conceal notes and secret plans from their Mongolian oppressors, seeing as how the Mongolians didn't eat them.
Mooncake Ache
The feeling during Lunar New Year when the mooncakes (delivered by Brandon Zhao) that Arian stuffed into your orifices begin to cause tension and strain within your body, leading to potentially debilitating pain and the inability to dodge socks thrown at you from deadly assailants.
May also be caused by consuming too many mooncakes.
May also be caused by consuming too many mooncakes.
Josh: Mr. Shi I don't feel so good...
Andrew: Ooof I guess that's the mooncake ache kicking in.
Josh: I guess even the "Ragin Cajun" isn't immune to high calorie baked goods
Andrew: Ooof I guess that's the mooncake ache kicking in.
Josh: I guess even the "Ragin Cajun" isn't immune to high calorie baked goods
Mooncake Ache by Mystery Assassin February 5, 2019
Snow Skin Mooncake
When you are having anal with an Asian and right before climaxing you pull out and finish on their ass. Coating their butt cheeks in a snowy white residue.
1.
"Thank you for your snow skin mooncake, Catherine"
"As long as you like it, Ken. ^_^"
2.
"The Mid-Autumn Festival starts today! Would you like to celebrate by coming over to my place and enjoying a snow skin mooncake?"
"Thank you for your snow skin mooncake, Catherine"
"As long as you like it, Ken. ^_^"
2.
"The Mid-Autumn Festival starts today! Would you like to celebrate by coming over to my place and enjoying a snow skin mooncake?"
Snow Skin Mooncake by No_Dice_6 September 13, 2019
Salty Mooncake
Salty Mooncake by Chinkalinka September 25, 2010
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