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monticello mn
Monticello is a fun but boring town. It has a community center a walmart and a target that white kids go to after school. Its population is 95% white people. The kids like to get kicked out of the stores.
Emily: "Hey lets go to target in monticello mn a and get kicked out for fun"
Derek " sounds like fun to me, then we go to walmart and get kicked out to"
Derek " sounds like fun to me, then we go to walmart and get kicked out to"
monticello mn by Monticello12qw November 5, 2017
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Montriced
Verb. To perform below expectations and blame the subpar performance on others. Usually associated with premeditated excuses, such as casually running something important by someone unaware and using that person's failure to criticize as the reason for the failure.
What do you mean it's my fault you didn't get cat food? We talked about it this morning, it's not the phone's fault. I'm not trying to be montriced.
Montriced by killerdolphin March 8, 2015
monticello
(also refered to as "the ghetto", montighetto, monti)
Urban center of rural Sullivan County NY. Home of Jerry the Bum, who is our homeless wandering mascot, and the famous Blue Ho, officially known as the Blue Horizon Diner. Natives of Monticello know that the only day to efficiently navigate the entrails of the city from Memorial Day until Labor Day is Saturday, because there is an over-population of minivan driving Orthodox Jews who migrate from NYC every year. The main source of entertainment among the youth is to congregate at the 24 hour Wal-Mart or enjoy the herbal entertainment from the local dealer.
Monticello is also home to the smell of the Sullivan County landfill, which can be incredibly putrid on a hot day.
Urban center of rural Sullivan County NY. Home of Jerry the Bum, who is our homeless wandering mascot, and the famous Blue Ho, officially known as the Blue Horizon Diner. Natives of Monticello know that the only day to efficiently navigate the entrails of the city from Memorial Day until Labor Day is Saturday, because there is an over-population of minivan driving Orthodox Jews who migrate from NYC every year. The main source of entertainment among the youth is to congregate at the 24 hour Wal-Mart or enjoy the herbal entertainment from the local dealer.
Monticello is also home to the smell of the Sullivan County landfill, which can be incredibly putrid on a hot day.
Monticello provides the optimum learning environment for the young aspiring thug who just isn't ready for the bad streets of NYC.
monticello by Love for Monti May 4, 2005
lake monticello
lets see, lake monticello. a 14 mile radius community in virginia with over 10,000 people. everyone is in everyone elses business and the place is run by retired people. how fun.
old guy: lets take the diving board out of the pool at lake monticello so theres no chance for those kids to have ANY fun!
lake monticello by leeannepelzduh March 30, 2007
Montice Harmon
Montice Harmon (born December 24, 1985) is an American author, poet and spoken word artist. He is known for his fictional children's book, The Adventures of Angus the Mouse. Harmon also wrote Fefe The Pup: How Fefe Met Beth, Expressions of Poetry, BossWriter Magazine, and his latest release, A Day at the Circus.
Harmon is also known to his readers as BoSsWRiTeR, his pseudonym. Under this name he has released bestselling titles such as Leah Starr's Revenge series and his latest release, The King & Queens of New York, Released November 30, 2013.
At the tender age of twelve, Montice gained an everlasting bond for writing poetry along with captivating spoken word music, influenced by R&B, Pop, Jazz and Hip Hop. Into his freshman year of high school, his passion for writing poetry, music, short stories and novels begin, becoming his number one priority. Harmon has released over thirteen books and two albums and several singles and EPs.
Harmon is also known to his readers as BoSsWRiTeR, his pseudonym. Under this name he has released bestselling titles such as Leah Starr's Revenge series and his latest release, The King & Queens of New York, Released November 30, 2013.
At the tender age of twelve, Montice gained an everlasting bond for writing poetry along with captivating spoken word music, influenced by R&B, Pop, Jazz and Hip Hop. Into his freshman year of high school, his passion for writing poetry, music, short stories and novels begin, becoming his number one priority. Harmon has released over thirteen books and two albums and several singles and EPs.
Montice Harmon is an American Bestselling author
Montice Harmon is an actor
Montice Harmon is a black man
Montice Harmon is a beautiful man
Montice Harmon is a children's book writer
Montice Harmon is a novelist
Montice Harmon is an actor
Montice Harmon is a black man
Montice Harmon is a beautiful man
Montice Harmon is a children's book writer
Montice Harmon is a novelist
Montice Harmon by RiceMedia August 3, 2022
Monticello High School
A school that u go to and u find condoms all over the floor and people giving handjobs in public but overall the students are pretty chill
Mom: how was the track meet at Monticello High School
Person: it was good I saw a girl giving someone a handjobbehind the bleachers
Person: it was good I saw a girl giving someone a handjobbehind the bleachers
Monticello High School by Henry Ford Mustang May 10, 2017
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