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montarious 

A Young Man Who Is Loyal And Trustworthy. Although He Isn't The Hottest Person On Earth, He Is Still An Attractive Guy And His Sex Life Is Really Out Of Control.
"Girl You Need To Get You A Montarious!"
montarious by CMG MULA December 21, 2016

montario 

Montario is a very sexy guy who stays to himself. If a Montario opens up to you, you are lucky and special to them. Montarios are also very chill and laid back .
Montario is also wanted by many but only few can have him.
Girl 1: is that Montario?
Girl 2: yeah but I heard he had a girlfriend!
Girl 1: I wish I was his girlfriend.
montario by Hicksjolee October 9, 2018

New Montario 

The least populated and least popular American state, having a few hundred people it was the birthplace of the misiveria founder and Geronimo Stilton
Person:Have you seen the news about New Montario? Person2: No,what is that place Person:Its where the Misiveria founder was born Person2:oh ok
New Montario by thenoneperson November 6, 2022

Montanari 

This kid "shmelts" by himself. But secretly wants to "shmelt" with Dane. He is jealous of Mark Flipiak because he cannot shmelt with Dane, because Dane rejects him. He likes to shoot himself in the ass with a paintball gun. He loves Dane.
Montanari by Dane.... February 4, 2005

Montario 

Montario is a very sexy guy who stays to himself. If a Montario opens up to you, you are lucky and special to them. Montario is also wanted by many but only few can have him. Montarios are very chill and laid back and can be very dangerous when threatened.

Girl 1: is that Montario?

Girl 2: yeah but I heard he had a girlfriend!

Girl 1: I wish I was his girlfriend.
Montario is so fine
Montario by Rocketbaby34 November 21, 2021
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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