Lt. Dan

The oppressor of the computer classes at Farragut. He is evil, and shaved his beard because of his girlfriends.....
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by Dane.... February 04, 2005
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Montanari

This kid "shmelts" by himself. But secretly wants to "shmelt" with Dane. He is jealous of Mark Flipiak because he cannot shmelt with Dane, because Dane rejects him. He likes to shoot himself in the ass with a paintball gun. He loves Dane.
by Dane.... February 04, 2005
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