monstrell
twat, cunt, bimbo, cow bag, worthless piece of shit that has no friends because there nowt but absolute wollys.
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monstrell by bigbitchbonny May 30, 2018
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Minstrel Cycle
n. The recurring cycle of changes in the behavioral patterns of certain individuals that is repeated roughly once every 28 days; marked by a strange attraction to wear European Renaissance style clothing, play the lute or lyre, and the desire to serenade rich people.
PMS, or Preminstrel Syndrome relates to the physical and psychological symptoms, including reciting poetry, talking in Shakespearean language, strong attraction to flamboyant clothing and stringed instruments, and occasional outbursts of heralding, that occur from 2 to 7 days before the onset of minstrelization.
PMS, or Preminstrel Syndrome relates to the physical and psychological symptoms, including reciting poetry, talking in Shakespearean language, strong attraction to flamboyant clothing and stringed instruments, and occasional outbursts of heralding, that occur from 2 to 7 days before the onset of minstrelization.
"Why is Dave standing on the balcony performing such a ridiculous musical number in that awful green tunic?"
"Oh, he's just on his minstrel cycle, nothing to worry about."
"Oh, he's just on his minstrel cycle, nothing to worry about."
Minstrel Cycle by Steve the Bard September 24, 2009
Minstrel's Bane
"The Minstrel's Bane" is an addendum to the Palma Sutra, the ancient vedic discourse on self-pleasure. "The Minstrel's Bane" is when you slip your flute into the case of the novice piper and allow him to practice his scales.
Apernam, though displeased with Shakti's falling prey to the Minstrel's Bane, forgave him, for he too was once fooled by the False Celery.
Minstrel's Bane by boatbutter March 9, 2007
pink minstrel
A straight man, masquerading as a gay man, akin to the black and white minstrels who were white performers that put on makeup to imitate black performers.
Sean Lock turned to David Walliams with fire in his eyes and announced “don’t ever touch me again you pink minstrel.”
pink minstrel by Dismal Scientist September 23, 2023
Full Montreal
When a chick either wants to break up or has a crush on you but don't want to do anything about it so decides to be an annoying bitch and runs her own mind games.
Friend: "Bro, I think your GF wants to break up with you"
You: "She told my boy Mitchel she wants my D"
Friend: "Bro, they barely know each other"
You: "I think shes going Full Montreal on me"
You: "She told my boy Mitchel she wants my D"
Friend: "Bro, they barely know each other"
You: "I think shes going Full Montreal on me"
Full Montreal by SwagerJager September 4, 2014
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Montreal tickle by Iwashardcoreonce March 1, 2019
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