Manstrel

A personified Minstrel, so called for its distinctly human-esque features and possible Elephant Man qualities. Deformity at its best.

"Liz and Linz were eating Minstrels in 2002, when Linz pulled one out of the bag declaring, 'Shit, this looks like a man. Lets call it a Manstrel.' "

by LiznLinz June 11, 2008

Minstrel Cycle

n. The recurring cycle of changes in the behavioral patterns of certain individuals that is repeated roughly once every 28 days; marked by a strange attraction to wear European Renaissance style clothing, play the lute or lyre, and the desire to serenade rich people.

PMS, or Preminstrel Syndrome relates to the physical and psychological symptoms, including reciting poetry, talking in Shakespearean language, strong attraction to flamboyant clothing and stringed instruments, and occasional outbursts of heralding, that occur from 2 to 7 days before the onset of minstrelization.

"Why is Dave standing on the balcony performing such a ridiculous musical number in that awful green tunic?"
"Oh, he's just on his minstrel cycle, nothing to worry about."

by Steve the Bard September 24, 2009

Minstrel's Bane

"The Minstrel's Bane" is an addendum to the Palma Sutra, the ancient vedic discourse on self-pleasure. "The Minstrel's Bane" is when you slip your flute into the case of the novice piper and allow him to practice his scales.

Apernam, though displeased with Shakti's falling prey to the Minstrel's Bane, forgave him, for he too was once fooled by the False Celery.

by boatbutter March 9, 2007

Manstress

The male equivalent to a mistress. A married woman's side piece. A second dick you get when the first dick isn't satisfying you. A boy toy. The man you use, abuse, and throw away on top of the man you come home to every day.

Jamie: "Hey, was that Josh I saw you with on Saturday?"

Tammie Lynn: " Oooo girl PLEASE that was my manstress. I get a piece of him when Josh's dick just ain't cuttin' it."

by redrum this bitch August 2, 2016

pink minstrel

A straight man, masquerading as a gay man, akin to the black and white minstrels who were white performers that put on makeup to imitate black performers.

Sean Lock turned to David Walliams with fire in his eyes and announced “don’t ever touch me again you pink minstrel.”

by Dismal Scientist September 23, 2023

marstrellin

To relax with ones feet in an elevated position.

I caught him marstrellin at the computer desk

by Weezy09 June 22, 2015

manstress

1. Male mistress
2. A woman's man on the side

That girl's got a manstress.
That manstress aint nothing but a bitch.

by g33kZilla December 25, 2004