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the best person u could be besties with. like i absolutely love their personality and once u get to know her, she's amazing. there's no other friend out there that could ever match up to my energy just like ray.

omg you're friend's with monsterslut-?

monsterslut- by scytheslut June 5, 2021

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Monsterlot

A Monsterlot is someone who will need to be carried in almost all situations

Ahhhh wwe got a monsterlot on the team

Monsterlot by meat34 February 10, 2023

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monsterslashe

This specimen is a meatball that’s bad at fortnite

Monsterslashe has aids.

monsterslashe by Poopyface124 August 11, 2019

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Sludge Monster Slut

A girl who is fat and ugly wears a gross way to short for her fat thighs dress to go to a party. SMS is used when around the actual slut.

Raquel: Did you see Brandi's dress?!
Laquisha: Ew yes what a sludge monster slut!!!!

Sludge Monster Slut by Michelle Bacardi August 22, 2008

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monsterbutt

(noun) The true evil among butts!

Comes in mostly darker shades with loose, mushy skin and has a foul smell reminiscent of flatulence and a freshly decayed corpse.

I pounded her monsterbutt with my 9 inch nail until we could hear the birds sing in the morning.

monsterbutt by Quakeulf January 13, 2006

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Monster Slut

A person that has a crippling addiction to Monster Energy Drinks, these people are usually femboys, Car enthusiasts, and single dads that work in construction.

Person: did you hear how much Jack spent on monster drinks? i heard he spent like 100$ on monster in just a week!
Person 2: i fucking knew it, i could tell Jack was a monster slut from the day we met.

Monster Slut by Landa the monster addict November 17, 2023

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monsternaut

monster + astronaut

She put a bag of flaming poo on your doorstep?! That girl is a monsternaut!

monsternaut by Linnielamb July 2, 2010

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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