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Have you heard of monster_bla on ROBLOX?
by Monster_Bla February 6, 2021
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MONSTER BLACK

referring to an extremely large, firm penis belonging to that of a black man.......an example of one would be 50 cent, usher and the like
o man, he pummelled me with his monster black......it felt sooooooooooo good
by southern surfer August 3, 2005
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black ice monster

one of the greatest slurpee flavors. it is a monster with dark purple coloring to look like black ice. when consumed it will make feces green!
Naval:yoa craig wana get some black ice monster?

Craig: O u know it!
by N of n0v3mBer January 26, 2009
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Blaze and the Monster Machines

A kids show on nick jr. about living monster trucks doing stuff (probably drugs).
person 1: do you want to watch Blaze and the Monster Machines?
person 2: LETS BLAZE!
person 3: GIVE ME SOME SPEED!
by Ganglysteam June 11, 2017
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Blackness monster

A blackness monster is the blackest person in the pool.
Swim away! It's the blackness monster.
by BETTY CROCKER June 26, 2006
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Black Monster Cock 4

Thanks to Combatzone.us there is now an amazing sequel to all of Black Monster Cock's greatest hits! Featuring new double wide anal penetration and buckets of man juice, this new movie will have you on you knees... begging for more ;)
by BlackCockLover May 27, 2011
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Blanket Monster

a. A person who hogs the blankets or otherwise raps them around themselves when in bed

b. A person who is constantly under the cover of a blanket (i.e. TheBlanketMonster)

c. A person who does not like to get out of bed
A.
Josh: "Jeez, I was cold all last night. My wife hogged the covers like they were her children."

Carl: "Sounds like she's a real Blanket Monster"

B.
Lorette: "Haha, you know TheBlanketMonster? It's like she lives under that comforter."

Tyler: "Too true, TheBlanketMonster is definitely a Blanket Monster"

C.
Mother #1: "Gosh, I never knew raising a teenage girl would be this hard. She absolutely refuses to get out of bed."

Mother #2: "You and me both, my Cindy only gets up when I threaten to not make her breakfast. Or as she puts it 'starve her'"

Mother #3: "looks like you've both got real Blanket Monsters on your hands."
by TheBlanketMonster December 7, 2009
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