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MONSTER BLACK
referring to an extremely large, firm penis belonging to that of a black man.......an example of one would be 50 cent, usher and the like
MONSTER BLACK by southern surfer August 3, 2005
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one of the greatest slurpee flavors. it is a monster with dark purple coloring to look like black ice. when consumed it will make feces green!
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Blaze and the Monster Machines
person 1: do you want to watch Blaze and the Monster Machines?
person 2: LETS BLAZE!
person 3: GIVE ME SOME SPEED!
person 2: LETS BLAZE!
person 3: GIVE ME SOME SPEED!
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Blackness monster
Blackness monster by BETTY CROCKER June 26, 2006
Black Monster Cock 4
Thanks to Combatzone.us there is now an amazing sequel to all of Black Monster Cock's greatest hits! Featuring new double wide anal penetration and buckets of man juice, this new movie will have you on you knees... begging for more ;)
Black Monster Cock 4 by BlackCockLover May 27, 2011
Blanket Monster
a. A person who hogs the blankets or otherwise raps them around themselves when in bed
b. A person who is constantly under the cover of a blanket (i.e. TheBlanketMonster)
c. A person who does not like to get out of bed
b. A person who is constantly under the cover of a blanket (i.e. TheBlanketMonster)
c. A person who does not like to get out of bed
A.
Josh: "Jeez, I was cold all last night. My wife hogged the covers like they were her children."
Carl: "Sounds like she's a real Blanket Monster"
B.
Lorette: "Haha, you know TheBlanketMonster? It's like she lives under that comforter."
Tyler: "Too true, TheBlanketMonster is definitely a Blanket Monster"
C.
Mother #1: "Gosh, I never knew raising a teenage girl would be this hard. She absolutely refuses to get out of bed."
Mother #2: "You and me both, my Cindy only gets up when I threaten to not make her breakfast. Or as she puts it 'starve her'"
Mother #3: "looks like you've both got real Blanket Monsters on your hands."
Josh: "Jeez, I was cold all last night. My wife hogged the covers like they were her children."
Carl: "Sounds like she's a real Blanket Monster"
B.
Lorette: "Haha, you know TheBlanketMonster? It's like she lives under that comforter."
Tyler: "Too true, TheBlanketMonster is definitely a Blanket Monster"
C.
Mother #1: "Gosh, I never knew raising a teenage girl would be this hard. She absolutely refuses to get out of bed."
Mother #2: "You and me both, my Cindy only gets up when I threaten to not make her breakfast. Or as she puts it 'starve her'"
Mother #3: "looks like you've both got real Blanket Monsters on your hands."
Blanket Monster by TheBlanketMonster December 7, 2009
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