monopus 

(Plural-monopuses, not monopi!)

1. An octopus with only one tentacle, also known as an eel. Not to be confused with a polypus, which is an octopus or any multi-tentacled animal. Monopuses are known for coming after people who do bad things.

2. Being too close to someone else in a drill move for marching band.

The monopuses are going to come get you!

Monopus! Monopus!

monopus by DoroNinjaChan August 23, 2011

Monopus 

An octopus but mono it only has one tentacle it's basically just one of my nightmares.

OH GOOOD IT WAS AN MONOPUS OH thank God it was a nightmare

Monopus by Danksoul March 25, 2019

monopsony 

The opposite of a monopoly; whereas an economic monopoly is on the supply side, a monopsony is on the demand side.

A managed health care provider is a monopsony for the doctors working within it. They cannot bill anyone but the provider, not their patients.

monopsony by abc_worder May 13, 2005

monopulator 

A person who is losing in monolopy and manipulates people in order to stay in the game. either through shameless grovelling, makin deals/pacts. etc

"Marc is totally the biggest monopulator"

monopulator by jerry12345678901234567890 March 15, 2009

monopulative 

Someone or a company that forces others to use or buy their own products because they won't let anyone else develop "compatible" products cheaper and then have a monopoly over other companies.

See, Apple.

Apple are a very monopulative company, I just wanted to get a new charger for my car, but had to get an Apple proprietary one because there aren't any cheap ones locally.

monopulative by MrPlibble February 5, 2016

Monops 

(n.)An abbreviation for the widely known board game, Monopoly. It is used primarily when referring to an online version of the game. Most often, it is used because the original name for the game is so archaic and has such a negative connotation as it is an endless mind-numbing endeavor that is rarely completed or played correctly. This abbreviation gives it a new meaning; thus it is a NEW game. A cool one at that.
(v.) 1. To play said game. 2. In some instances, it can be used as an insult to a competitor. i.e. You just got monopsed.

Dude, I'm jonesin' for some Monops later. You in?

Apples to apples is lame, Let's get sauced and Monops a little.

Monops by Blyzzie February 15, 2009

monopulate 

the act of masturbation on a rainy day to the game of monopoly. usually occurs when alone. results may vary but almost always ends with the person rubbing monopoly money all over their sexual organ of choice and exclaiming "I'm RICH BITCH" at the point of climax.

Guy 1: Hey bud we've got nothing to do today... ugh... and it is raining.

Guy 2: I think I'm going to go home and make this day better by monopulating all over my freaking house.

or

That little slut monopulates at her house every rainy day. You definitely can tell because that little bitch gets excited when i buy her anything. Not only that she gets off by imagining she is blowing off G.I. Joes for bubble gum money.

monopulate by kyjellyfighter February 13, 2010