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monopulative 

Someone or a company that forces others to use or buy their own products because they won't let anyone else develop "compatible" products cheaper and then have a monopoly over other companies.

See, Apple.
Apple are a very monopulative company, I just wanted to get a new charger for my car, but had to get an Apple proprietary one because there aren't any cheap ones locally.
monopulative by MrPlibble February 5, 2016
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fucking manipulative bitch 

a fucking manipulative bitch is a person that lies whenever she opens her mouth. she does and says everything she can to make people feel sympathy and sorry for her (example: lie about a kidney condition). she will turn situations so that they revolve about her and only her. she is going to insult you in every way she can, even wish you death, if you confront her about her actions. a fucking manipulative bitch is also extremely fucking stupid. she is such a bitch, you have to write her name as definition if the word bitch in the dictionary.

monopulate 

the act of masturbation on a rainy day to the game of monopoly. usually occurs when alone. results may vary but almost always ends with the person rubbing monopoly money all over their sexual organ of choice and exclaiming "I'm RICH BITCH" at the point of climax.
Guy 1: Hey bud we've got nothing to do today... ugh... and it is raining.

Guy 2: I think I'm going to go home and make this day better by monopulating all over my freaking house.

or

That little slut monopulates at her house every rainy day. You definitely can tell because that little bitch gets excited when i buy her anything. Not only that she gets off by imagining she is blowing off G.I. Joes for bubble gum money.
monopulate by kyjellyfighter February 13, 2010

Power Hungry Manipulative Whore 

It is a monster to humanity that lurks to feed off mens souls for her own pleasure.
That lore is such a power hungry manipulative whore.

lying manipulative bitch 

The type of girl who will repeatedly lie to her boyfriend publicly then deny everything and cheat on him but lie so well that he believes every word she says while all his friends see through her and begin to hate him for everything she has done such as ruin the guys poker nights
the lying girlfriend of a friend of mine who is a "lying manipulative bitch"

Selfish emotional manipulative demeaner 

A person who lacks initiative and lies about emotions to twist your reality.

For example,
Jealousy= possessiveness.

Love= humiliation.

Disappointed= scapegoating unknown outsiders.

To exploit vulnerable good people while treating them unfairly and calling them bad, to guilt trip them in getting more without ever trying to make it up, voluntary or giving anything back.
How can doormats not see that he is a selfish emotional manipulative demeaner? He is not going to share his authority, money, status etc. Look how many people he exploited unfairly.

manipulative bitch

1. katie
2. anyone who is hot, but once you say 'i love you' to, they think they own your life, see also katie
karl: damn dude, youre her puppet
petey: yeah....shes a manipulative bitch
manipulative bitch by derrrr June 17, 2004
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