a skateboarder who leaves their trailing foot on the board and pushes with their leading foot. for example, when riding "regular" (left foot in front), the skater pushes with their left foot, and when riding "goofy" (right foot in front), the skater pushes with their right foot. this style is frowned upon by the general skateboarding community for a couple of reasons: 1.)not well-balanced; center of gravity is off and 2.)looks awful; negative style points.
tell that mongo pusher to stay away from me. he's a pussy deterent.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.