by Dave Raymond June 7, 2018
Get the Monoposlop mug.portmanteau of monopoly and apology, n.; when all of a person's time in a conversation is spent saying 'sorry'.
"You don't have to say 'sorry' for saying 'sorry' all the time, Jeff. Its just that this is turning into a monopology."
"Sorr..."
"I said don't fucking say 'sorry' again!"
"Sorry, I jus..."
"Say 'sorry' again. Say 'sorry' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say sorry one more goddamn time!"
"My bad, man."
"Gahh!!!!"
"Sorr..."
"I said don't fucking say 'sorry' again!"
"Sorry, I jus..."
"Say 'sorry' again. Say 'sorry' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say sorry one more goddamn time!"
"My bad, man."
"Gahh!!!!"
by daphunkeefeel1 April 28, 2014
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"Dude, I was on vacation in Canada, and they have this money they call Loonies, but it looks like Monopoly money. I asked some Quebecois store owner for some gum and a Coke, and he charged me 157 Monopoloonies."
by Fuzzy Mike March 14, 2006
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Get the Monopology mug.by Aleta Moorhouse January 10, 2009
Get the monopolous mug.An apology you give to a partner after giving them the STI known as mono, most likely from kissing a slut or manslut at a party the night before.
Like most talks which reveal cheating, it often results in breaking up.
Like most talks which reveal cheating, it often results in breaking up.
Guy 1: Man, had to give Shirley a monopology today. Didn't go too well.
Guy 2: That's what you get for kissing with that slut at Pete's party on Sunday.
Guy 2: That's what you get for kissing with that slut at Pete's party on Sunday.
by Hamlette September 13, 2010
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