Monoposlop
Monoposlop by Dave Raymond June 7, 2018
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monopology
portmanteau of monopoly and apology, n.; when all of a person's time in a conversation is spent saying 'sorry'.
"You don't have to say 'sorry' for saying 'sorry' all the time, Jeff. Its just that this is turning into a monopology."
"Sorr..."
"I said don't fucking say 'sorry' again!"
"Sorry, I jus..."
"Say 'sorry' again. Say 'sorry' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say sorry one more goddamn time!"
"My bad, man."
"Gahh!!!!"
"Sorr..."
"I said don't fucking say 'sorry' again!"
"Sorry, I jus..."
"Say 'sorry' again. Say 'sorry' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say sorry one more goddamn time!"
"My bad, man."
"Gahh!!!!"
monopology by daphunkeefeel1 April 28, 2014
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monopoloonies
"Dude, I was on vacation in Canada, and they have this money they call Loonies, but it looks like Monopoly money. I asked some Quebecois store owner for some gum and a Coke, and he charged me 157 Monopoloonies."
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Monopology
Monopology by VLC February 17, 2008
monopolous
monopolous by Aleta Moorhouse January 10, 2009
Monopology
An apology you give to a partner after giving them the STI known as mono, most likely from kissing a slut or manslut at a party the night before.
Like most talks which reveal cheating, it often results in breaking up.
Like most talks which reveal cheating, it often results in breaking up.
Guy 1: Man, had to give Shirley a monopology today. Didn't go too well.
Guy 2: That's what you get for kissing with that slut at Pete's party on Sunday.
Guy 2: That's what you get for kissing with that slut at Pete's party on Sunday.
Monopology by Hamlette September 13, 2010
Monopoloaded
Monopoloaded by 765HB77 July 1, 2014
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