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monoam

Synonym for monoamory. Monoam is the practice of having a romantic/sexual relationship with only one person at a time. (especially as contrasted with polyam).
John and Jane have decided to pursue a committed relationship with each other exclusively, which is an example of monoamory.
by alppano April 14, 2023
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Neito Monoma

Neito Monoma is the definition of pure beauty and is a very misunderstood character. He needs to be seen more than just hating class 1A, I feel like he just wants his class to be recognized because class 1B really does have stronger students than class 1A, but Monoma is just pure beauty and needs to be understood more often. :)<3
“Wow have you heard of Neito Monoma?”

“Yes I have! He’s the absolute definition of pure beauty and needs more love”
“I agree!”
by aqxticx June 14, 2021
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sweet rabbit baby who didnt deserve what she went through
*cries in monomi*
by milkteamoth July 4, 2020
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Cereal Monogamist

A person who eats the same cereal every day through the course of several boxes.
Phil: "Hey Kara, what do you want for breakfast?"
Kara: "I've been into those bran flakes for the last several weeks and I see no need to change."

That's a cereal monogamist.
by MzBranFlake February 8, 2012
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Neito Monoma

The hype man of class 1B. He’s the definition of perfection. He’s misunderstood and very very good looking.
Person 1: Hey do you know that dude from class b in my hero academia?
Person 2: Oh you mean Neito Monoma. Yup he’s the best!
by neiitomonoma June 14, 2021
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The Elusive Monogamous Slutsquatch

The one (rumoured-to-exist) woman who comes off as a complete lady of the highest order, while in public. She encompasses elegance, grace, poise and refinement. She is compassionate, intelligent, and kind. She is incredibly fit and has the nicest figure a man could imagine. She dresses in a conservatively sexy manner and has great taste in clothes. She never dresses like a slut, no matter what the occasion (i.e. She does not take part in Slut-O-Ween, or wear yoga pants in public.)

However, contrary to her conservative appearance, she becomes a savage when engaging in sexual activity, and she will push sexual boundaries to their animalistic limits, but not go too far. Her natural ability, desire and skills required to pleasure both her man and herself knows no equal. No man or woman, who only knows of her in pubic, would ever even suspect that her animalistic 'other side' exists.

She transcends the proverbial 'lady in the streets, whore in the sheets', and is the female version of a sexual Dr. Jekyl and Mr. Hyde. Oddly, she does not want to sleep with any 'other' guy she meets because she is completely focused with pleasing her one man --- the man who discovers her true identity.

Background:

- Many women appear prim proper while in public, and they ARE sexual prudes in private. (no surprises here)
- Many women appear slutty in public, and they ARE slutty in private. (no surprises here)
- The elusive monogamous slutsquatch would both rock and shock the man who found her.
ex. I thought my then-girlfriend (???) was the elusive monogamous slutsquatch, however, I left her alone for a week and she slept with her ex-boyfriend. Then she started checking out other men and commenting on them, in sexual manner, in front of both her young daughter and myself (which is quite classless). Yeah, (???) was not the elusive monogamous slutsquatch, but we had some great and memorable times together while I was investigating the possibility that she was the one.

*** The elusive slutsquatch's existence has NOT been verified, however, some men have claimed to have 'thought' they observed her in both her natural habitats (in public, and in private). She is widely rumoured to exist, but sadly there is no verification. She could be caught right now, and no one would know because of the aforementioned attributes. ***
by GlennyJ November 10, 2013
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Monogamous non-relationship

A situation in which two people decide that they want to be sexually exclusive without taking on the title of "boyfriend" & "girlfriend" or having any type of official commitment. Often following a period of transition between casual dating and an established romantic relationship.
"John has been with that girl for a few years now. Is he ever going to start introducing her as his girlfriend?"
"He's afraid of commitment and happy being in a monogamous non-relationship. I don't think they are going to put a title on it any time soon."
by Bravs53 March 30, 2013
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