monkeyspanker 

loofey

you monkeyspanner loofey

monkeyspanker by andy thomas August 19, 2003

monkeyspank 

A jerkoff/wanker. An epithet used frequently by Butt-head to Beavis on Beavis and Butt-head.

"Beavis, you monkeyspank, you'll never get laid because nobody likes you, you're not good at anything and you're a dumbass"

monkeyspank by dilary huff October 5, 2007

Monkey spanker 

A person who masterbates way too much.

Scott is the biggiest monkey spanker I no.

Monkey spanker by Jon Simon December 15, 2002

south paw monkey spanker

One who uses his left hand to jack, whack, choke the chicken, spank the monkey, attack the one-eyed purple-headed warrior or in other words, MASTURBATE!

A lefty, per say

May be a person that writes, hits, or even smokes with his right hand but gallops the old lizzard with his left hand.

Also referred to as an S.P.M.P.

Kristine: So I used my teloscope last night and looked into Ray's window. Did you know that he is a South Paw Monkey Spanker?

Derek: So I applied for this new job at the Home Depot, and my boss wanted to know if I was an S.P.M.P. and I'm all wtf? On occasion, though, I do, do the five kunckle shuffle with 'ol Lefty!

Janet: Hey Bobby?
Bobby: Yes Janet?
Janet: Do you participate in genital stimulation via phallengetic motion with your left hand?
Bobby: Why yes, I am an S.P.M.P.!

south paw monkey spanker by Emas Diez May 9, 2006

Monkeyshanked 

To be stabbed in such a way as to cause the victim to never walk fully upright again

Man, she monkeyshanked him so bad, he walks like an extra in planet of the apes!

Monkeyshanked by User_Name2 July 5, 2011

Monkey Spanker 

A Monkey Spanker is were a human spanks a monkey or ape with his hand.

Dang, that dude's a monkey Spanker.

Monkey Spanker by Savannah connars April 3, 2021

monkeyspank 

One who spanks their monkey.

Look at that monkeyspank spank his monkey. What a monkeyspank!

monkeyspank by stubs June 29, 2003