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Monkeyfisting 

The act of shitting in one's hand and making a fist. Then proceeding to shove one's fist in their partner's rectum
Chad and I enjoy a good monkeyfisting every night.
Monkeyfisting by Zomboy595 December 23, 2016

monkeyet 

Monkeyet = girl monkey....
You are a monkeyet...
monkeyet by Monkeyet4u September 22, 2017

MonkeyFilter

MonkeyFilter is a Metafilter spawn, only with more bananas and less flinging.
MonkeyFilter by idest October 6, 2004

monkeydextirous 

To be as ambidextirous as a monkey.
used for absolutley anything requiring multi tasking, but mostly used whilst watching pornography.
A: shes really doing well with all those penises.
B: Aye, she must be monkeydextirous
monkeydextirous by Aron Robinson August 17, 2007

donkeyfest 

The annual gathering and party of the Donks. Usually associated with beer, great food, cornhole, beer pong, great people, and a great time. Each year Donkeyfest gets bigger and better.
Max - "How strong was Donkeyfest last night?"
Rob - "Strong, Dog. Strong roll. Can't wait for the next one."
donkeyfest by SJ1711 October 20, 2011

MonkeyFist Energy 

MonkeyFist Energy or MFE is when someone is overly arrogant when they are hot shit and/or tries to make everything about themselves.
Person1: "I came across this huge asshole the other day."
Person2: "Really? What kind of person were they?"
Person1: "Oh they gave off huge MonkeyFist Energy."
Person2: "God what a prick."
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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