MonkeyFest

taking a class for credit that involves playing with monkeys

what happens during monkeyfest, stays in monkeyfest- fo'sheezy

by harvardmnkylab March 7, 2003

Monkeyfisting

The act of shitting in one's hand and making a fist. Then proceeding to shove one's fist in their partner's rectum

Chad and I enjoy a good monkeyfisting every night.

by Zomboy595 December 23, 2016

monkeyet

Monkeyet = girl monkey....

You are a monkeyet...

by Monkeyet4u September 22, 2017

MonkeyFilter

MonkeyFilter is a Metafilter spawn, only with more bananas and less flinging.

I didn't touch your socks.

by idest October 6, 2004

monkeydextirous

To be as ambidextirous as a monkey.
used for absolutley anything requiring multi tasking, but mostly used whilst watching pornography.

A: shes really doing well with all those penises.
B: Aye, she must be monkeydextirous

by Aron Robinson August 17, 2007

donkeyfest

The annual gathering and party of the Donks. Usually associated with beer, great food, cornhole, beer pong, great people, and a great time. Each year Donkeyfest gets bigger and better.

Max - "How strong was Donkeyfest last night?"
Rob - "Strong, Dog. Strong roll. Can't wait for the next one."

by SJ1711 October 20, 2011

MonkeyFist Energy

MonkeyFist Energy or MFE is when someone is overly arrogant when they are hot shit and/or tries to make everything about themselves.

Person1: "I came across this huge asshole the other day."
Person2: "Really? What kind of person were they?"
Person1: "Oh they gave off huge MonkeyFist Energy."
Person2: "God what a prick."

by Nathan._. May 3, 2022