MonkeyFest

taking a class for credit that involves playing with monkeys

what happens during monkeyfest, stays in monkeyfest- fo'sheezy

MonkeyFest by harvardmnkylab March 7, 2003

Monkeyfisting 

The act of shitting in one's hand and making a fist. Then proceeding to shove one's fist in their partner's rectum

Chad and I enjoy a good monkeyfisting every night.

Monkeyfisting by Zomboy595 December 23, 2016

monkeyet 

Monkeyet = girl monkey....

You are a monkeyet...

monkeyet by Monkeyet4u September 22, 2017

MonkeyFilter

MonkeyFilter is a Metafilter spawn, only with more bananas and less flinging.

I didn't touch your socks.

MonkeyFilter by idest October 6, 2004

monkeydextirous 

To be as ambidextirous as a monkey.
used for absolutley anything requiring multi tasking, but mostly used whilst watching pornography.

A: shes really doing well with all those penises.
B: Aye, she must be monkeydextirous

monkeydextirous by Aron Robinson August 17, 2007

donkeyfest 

The annual gathering and party of the Donks. Usually associated with beer, great food, cornhole, beer pong, great people, and a great time. Each year Donkeyfest gets bigger and better.

Max - "How strong was Donkeyfest last night?"
Rob - "Strong, Dog. Strong roll. Can't wait for the next one."

donkeyfest by SJ1711 October 20, 2011

MonkeyFist Energy 

MonkeyFist Energy or MFE is when someone is overly arrogant when they are hot shit and/or tries to make everything about themselves.

Person1: "I came across this huge asshole the other day."
Person2: "Really? What kind of person were they?"
Person1: "Oh they gave off huge MonkeyFist Energy."
Person2: "God what a prick."

MonkeyFist Energy by Nathan._. May 3, 2022