monkeyfukker 

One who fucks monkeys or a fucking bastard.

You monkeyfukker.

monkeyfukker by Nasaki December 20, 2002

moneyfucker 

Someone who love's money so much that they fuck it.

Mitt Romney is a moneyfucker.

moneyfucker by Fastawake February 24, 2012

monkeyfunker 

A replacement word for motherfucker to be used when in polite company.

when you have the vicar round for tea and as you are bringing the tray in you stub your toe. now you cry "monkeyfunker" thus sparing an embarrasing moment.

monkeyfunker by JayKayJake July 15, 2008

monkeyfucker 

someone who fucks monkeys

celia is a monkeyfucker

monkeyfucker by Ajjizzle June 9, 2011

monkeyfucker 

n. a provocative but endearing prankster, not exasperating enough to be deemed a motherfucker.

Did you drop a Mentos in my diet soda? You monkeyfucker.

monkeyfucker by snarkymalarkey September 26, 2009

Moneyfucker Jesus 

Not the real Jesus. The Jesus that some bible thumpers believe in who believe that if you don't "tithe" that is don't give ten percent of the money you make to there church God and/or Jesus is against you and will do nothing for you.

Man:I must be dead1 Is that you Jesus?
Jesus:Yeah,the ten dollars you owe me?
Man:I ain't got ten dollars.
Jesus:Then your going to hell till I get my ten dollars.
Man:I'm dead I can't get ten dollars.
Jesus:Too bad. Next.
And that's an example of moneyfucker Jesus.

Moneyfucker Jesus by Deep blue 2012 February 20, 2010

Moneyfucker a bank 

When one or more people spray paint the word "moneyfucker" on a bank often done by someone who is in the american communist movement,an anarchist,neohippie,porn hippie, or in the world wealth reform movement or all of the above. Other words may also be spray painted on it such as "Captalist pig" and "Just when did you sell your soul for money?" ect. This is done to protest the evil economic system we live under.

You want a moneyfucker a bank?

Moneyfucker a bank by Deep blue 2012 May 8, 2010