monkeyfucker 

someone who fucks monkeys

celia is a monkeyfucker

monkeyfucker by Ajjizzle June 9, 2011

monkeyfucker 

n. a provocative but endearing prankster, not exasperating enough to be deemed a motherfucker.

Did you drop a Mentos in my diet soda? You monkeyfucker.

monkeyfucker by snarkymalarkey September 26, 2009

monkeyfucker 

a ppl who makes the new generation with a monkey....

a monkeyfucker's ex gf might be a monkey

monkeyfucker by W HP February 23, 2004

monkeylicker 

A person who does/says something incredibly offensive/repulsive. They can be referred, quite simply, as a monkeylicker.

"god, have you seen those hawaiian shirts Derek has been wearing lately? what a monkeylicker"

monkeylicker by Buggercakes January 3, 2004

Monkey Fucker

v.---in military circles, the "monkey fucker" is an excercise used to warm up for a physical exercise session. The individual or persons performing the Monkey Fucker squat in such a way that their arms go between their legs, and around to the outside of their ankles. the exercise consists of lowering the hips repeatedly, and the appearance this gives is what lends the exercise its name.

Hey, that guy is doing the Monkey Fucker! Damn that shit looks funny!

Monkey Fucker by ABN October 5, 2004

monkeyfuck 

Lighting a cigarette from an already lit bud

Hey baby, bring that cigarette closer over here so we can monkeyfuck

monkeyfuck by Bungalow Bill March 4, 2003

moneyfucker 

Someone who love's money so much that they fuck it.

Mitt Romney is a moneyfucker.

moneyfucker by Fastawake February 24, 2012