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monkey magic 

that extra special something that makes everything one says completely indecipherable.
It wasn't the bartlett, but monkey magic that tied his tongue up in knots.

or

Blame the monkey magic!
monkey magic by CaMera O. November 2, 2004

magic monkey juice 

1) On British streets there is so many drugs, that even dealers don't know all pf them. MMJ is one of them, documented among others by the creators of a British parodial show Brass Eye.

2) A music track created by the British psychedelic electronic dance music duo Younger Brother. Features Simon Posford (Hallucinogen) and Benji Vaughan (Prometheus). Appeared on their first album, A Flock of Bleeps. Available on Twisted Records.
Let's pump ourselves full of magic monkey juice and take a trip to spaceland!
magic monkey juice by Roy Dest August 20, 2009

Magic Monkey 

The same as "Magic Nigger": a black person who is polite, law-abiding, peaceful, friendly, respectful to women, etc.
You always get these Magic Monkeys on TV, don't you? What world are these people living in?
Magic Monkey by prairiefire July 5, 2010

Magic Media Monkey 

The same as "Magic Monkey" or "Magic Nigger" (but with the emphasis on the fact that this wonderful but largely mythical creature mainly inhabits the wish-world of the liberal media establishment): a black person who is polite, law-abiding, peaceful, friendly, respectful to women, etc.
Look at that TV commercial - another Magic Media Monkey! Who do they think they're fooling?!

Magic Money

When you put on a pair of shorts/pants and the first thing you do is put your hand in your pocket and surprisingly you find money in your pocket.
Ted: Oh my god...Magic money!!!

Chad:How much?

Ted:Six bucks bro!!!

Chad: Word lets chill with it.
Magic Money by ChadBro chill September 1, 2010

magic money wall 

ATM Machine, A place to withdrawel money from!
I need to go to the Magic Money Wall before I go to the casino.
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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