monkey-chuffer

One who violates the rear ends of monkeys.

John is a right monkey-chuffer!

monkey-chuffer by Urban Bob October 6, 2008

Monkey Chuffer 

After a night of beer and curry abuse the morning after shit that causes severe ring sting leaves one walking like a monkey.

Dude, all that beer and curry last night has left my rusty bullet hole red raw, man i'm walking like a fucking monkey chuffer.

Monkey Chuffer by Cheesy and PJ January 14, 2004