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monkey twist 

Monkey twist is a position when both standing and where a girl takes her friend by the neck and like hangs on him while she puts her legs around his hips. Nothing sexual, but of course better in a real skinny dip adventure.
And then she did the monkey twist, that was the moment the world started to turn around him.
monkey twist by 2. March 5, 2016
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Brazilian monkey twist 

The brazilian monkey twist is (despite its name) an ancient aztecian maneuver. It is when you place a mans dick in to a stone wall and cement it in place. You then pick up the man and slowly spin him counter clock wise. This was the most efficient form of torture during that era.
I was studying the ancient brazilian monkey twist and tried it out for myself!

Brazilian Monkey Twist 

The act of masturbating ones self with their feet.
Being a contortionist can really be helpful when i give myself a Brazilian Monkey Twist.

twist the monkey 

Hey Kaitlan I’m going to twist the monkey. Be back soon.
twist the monkey by JustALilBittt September 17, 2020

Monkey Wrench with a twist 

Where a girl pulls your junk between your legs and blows you from behind then sneezes.
Man i got a monkey wrench with a twist from her!

Monkey Twister 

A specially trained monkey, hired by males (and on some occasions females) to twist said person's nipples when desired.
"Dude, I heard Jim hired a monkey twister for his weird fetish."
Monkey Twister by ghosteez March 1, 2014

monkey twisted 

a monkey spin - used in an act of sabotage to make a functional thing dysfunctional
secretive sabotage: ... airplanes had been monkey twisted in a way that caused them to crash ...