monkey try 

monkey try

To throw shit in the dark and hope it sticks.

Doing something with little to no guidance.

Boss: I need you to work on this project

Associate: I have ever never been trained on that.

Boss: give it a good Monkey Try.

monkey try by Kn0wledge is P0wer January 19, 2017

Try Monkey 

A fucking badass.

Dude, you're the real fucking Try Monkey!

Try Monkey by TryFuckingMonkeyFeller June 14, 2015

monkey trying to fuck a football 

monkey trying to fuck a football attempting to perform a difficult or almost impossible task

a lineman was attempting to change a street light bulb it was like watching a monkey trying to fuck a football

monkey trying to fuck a football by bluebear January 9, 2021

monkeys trying to fuck a football 

When a group of incompetent rejects can't handle the simplist task

Salesmen: We don't know what happened boss, we thought we had that guy for sure.

Salesmanager: You retards couldn't close a front door.

Salesmen: Sorry boss, we will do better next time.

Salesmanager: No you won't you peices of shit, you guys are like monkeys trying to fuck a football

monkeys trying to fuck a football by wamboozled October 10, 2014

monkeytron 

Stupid illiterate bitch that sucks and swallows

That monkeytron sure is a hoe.

monkeytron by homie of the westside September 30, 2014

monkeytype 

monkeytype is a typing webiste with lots of settings and customization.

I have been practicing my typing on monkeytype for the past year!

monkeytype by g598 May 2, 2022

Monkeytype 

A game always played by Texpo Tang. Because his typing sound is too loud, everyone tries to mock him. Texpo always shows his typing speed to others, but actually no one cares.

Teacher: "What's Texpo doing with his laptop mate?"
Me: "His playing monkeytype mate"
Teacher: "Texpo, put it away or I AM GONNA SEND YOU OUT"

Monkeytype by Fat duck pro April 26, 2023