monkey trying to fuck a football

monkey trying to fuck a football attempting to perform a difficult or almost impossible task

a lineman was attempting to change a street light bulb it was like watching a monkey trying to fuck a football

by bluebear January 09, 2021

monkeys trying to fuck a football

When a group of incompetent rejects can't handle the simplist task

Salesmen: We don't know what happened boss, we thought we had that guy for sure.

Salesmanager: You retards couldn't close a front door.

Salesmen: Sorry boss, we will do better next time.

Salesmanager: No you won't you peices of shit, you guys are like monkeys trying to fuck a football

by wamboozled October 09, 2014

Try Monkey

A fucking badass.

Dude, you're the real fucking Try Monkey!

by TryFuckingMonkeyFeller June 12, 2015

monkey try

monkey try

To throw shit in the dark and hope it sticks.

Doing something with little to no guidance.

Boss: I need you to work on this project

Associate: I have ever never been trained on that.

Boss: give it a good Monkey Try.

by Kn0wledge is P0wer January 19, 2017