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monkey snot 

also known as strip calk, monkey snot is a black strip of sticky material commonly used automotive upolstry and stereo installations.... usually used when something gets broken and they don't want the owner of the car to find out. GREAT STUFF!
"Get me some monkey snot, I think I just broke their dash trying to get the radio out!"
monkey snot by Gregory Spooner November 2, 2008
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Money snot 

When you power snot into a girl's mouth before ejaculating all over her face.
Magnus: Fuck I hate that fat cunt Elliot, I'm going to give a girlfriend a money snot and send a photo to him
Money snot by FDbomb August 4, 2016

Money snot 

When you power snot into a girl's mouth before ejaculating all over her face.
Magnus: Fuck I hate that fat cunt Elliot, I'm going to give a girlfriend a money snot and send a photo to him
Money snot by FDbomb August 4, 2016

monkeyshot 

easy to use; even a monkey can use it without a problem.
the products of apple are a monkeyshot
monkeyshot by wickedassim October 20, 2010

monkeysotch 

A term coined by Flint, Michigan auto workers when a task, problem, or situation could not be fixed, understood, or comprehended.
Well, that’s monkeysotch. We are moving on.

monkeysnatch 

anyone that tries to grab your ass when you are in a limo
"Get the fuck in the back of the limo or I am going to bash your head into the sidewalk, you monkeysnatch."

That’s not very cash money of you 

When someone does something that’s kind of an
asshole or irrelevant.
Bro, that’s not very cash money of you!