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monkey ring 

when you rub the outer area of your partners butthole with your knuckle.
Last night I gave Lena a monkey ring until she shit on my knuckle.
monkey ring by bigsexy.inc May 3, 2018
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ring monkey 

man, or men that like to hang out in another mans botty area. Chutney ferrit, Ass bandit, up hill gardener, Knob Jocky etc. "All round we think he's a big gay Ring Monkey!"
Chutney ferrit, Ass bandit, up hill gardener, Knob Jocky etc. "All round we think he's a big gay Ring Monkey!"
ring monkey by Kmcca5 March 15, 2004

monkeying about 

Verb
To do unproductive things in the backseat of a warthog while others are listening to the radio.

As seen on Red vs Blue, episode 53
www.redvsblue.com
"I think it's important to get proper credit when some of us are working hard discovering distress signals on the Warthog's radio, while others are hanging out in the back seat, monkeying about!"
monkeying about by cheeser March 28, 2005

monkeying about 

To fool around. (non-sexually)
seen in Red Vs Blue 53
"While we're sitting here just jabbering the Reds are over there monkeying about!"
monkeying about by Hollicide March 30, 2005

monkeying around 

Manipulating dependent variables to change a independent variable(s) whether is produces a positive outcome or not with the sample/subject often not realizing the extent of manipulation upon variables that creates great deviancy with a person, family, or population directly as well as indirectly.
We didn't mean to create adversity or a negative outcome in someone's life, I was only monkeying around ! LOL!
monkeying around by Dana0000 June 15, 2016

monkeying around 

it's idiom
would you please stop monkeying around ? you'll break something !
oh,come on ! we're just having fun.
monkeying around by Hanita fsa March 10, 2014

monkeying about 

v, screwing around; waisting time; being off-task
"Stop monkeying about back there and get back to work!" said the angry boss.
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