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Purple Pirate Ninja Monkey 

It is said that the Purple Pirate Ninja Monkey is the only thing in existence that can survive a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. This creature dwells in the deepest areas of the amazon rainforest feasting on various fruits and plants. Standing 12 feet tall and armed with an arsenal of pirate weapons and ninja skills it is quite simply the most deadly animal on the planet.

*WARNING*

Stay away, extremely dangerous DO NOT APPROACH under any circumstances
None available, nobody has ever been near the Purple Pirate Ninja Monkey and survived.

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monkey-pirate-ninja 

the coolest animal ever mixed with a swash-buckeling maritime pillager mixed with a master of the dark and secertive arts of the ninja.
that monkey-pirate-ninja just PWNED u.

butt face ninja monkey 

butt face ninja monkey by cris rock September 24, 2010

ninja monkey 

dude i was ninja monkeying in the mall bathroom last week.

Ninja Monkey 

a quick and dirty utility program written by software developers for software developers that can be used for ad hoc testing, viewing data, debugging, or other general purpose tools. It is usually passed around from developer to developer as other people find it useful.
Jim: It takes me 45 minutes to set up my machine for testing.

Bill: I trained a Ninja Monkey to do that in two minutes, I'll email it to you.
Ninja Monkey by QanwI' January 2, 2009