monkey-pirate-ninja
the coolest animal ever mixed with a swash-buckeling maritime pillager mixed with a master of the dark and secertive arts of the ninja.
monkey-pirate-ninja by emoslayer666 May 23, 2008
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Purple Pirate Ninja Monkey
It is said that the Purple Pirate Ninja Monkey is the only thing in existence that can survive a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. This creature dwells in the deepest areas of the amazon rainforest feasting on various fruits and plants. Standing 12 feet tall and armed with an arsenal of pirate weapons and ninja skills it is quite simply the most deadly animal on the planet.
*WARNING*
Stay away, extremely dangerous DO NOT APPROACH under any circumstances
*WARNING*
Stay away, extremely dangerous DO NOT APPROACH under any circumstances
None available, nobody has ever been near the Purple Pirate Ninja Monkey and survived.
Purple Pirate Ninja Monkey Death Sword Shuriken Amazon Chuck Norris Chuck Norris
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Purple Pirate Ninja Monkey by Genuine Chocolate Face December 21, 2010
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Monkey-Cheese-Ninjas-Pirates
Nerds who think they're "random" and hilarious because they yell out shit like "Monkey! Cheese!" and laugh their asses off.
If I hear one more thing about waffles from that Monkey-Cheese-Ninja-Pirate, I'm leaving.
She is really annoying in a monkey-cheese-ninjas-pirates way.
She is really annoying in a monkey-cheese-ninjas-pirates way.
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